Everything Hurts
When dad said, "Let's go out somewhere this arvo", I thought he meant down to JB Hi-Fi. Instead I've been pushing a several ton vehicle down a street in attempt to clutch start it, and thus slicing my arm open on the barely repaired boot. I'm about to change the bandage because it's slipping off (which could be a good thing considering my allergy to the damn things).
Lessons learned: Push starting cars is not fun.
Lessons learned: Push starting cars is not fun.