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So I just got back from Florida. It's tradition every year to go to a few Braves games during spring training with some of the boys from the team back home. Every year we trek down, hit that as well as Bike Week in Daytona, and just pretty much get wasted. Good times, my friends. Once again, I survived. No alcohol poisoning. I only woke up ( Read more... )

So I'm watching the news, right? Okay, so it was on in the break room and I couldn't find the remote and actually getting up to change the channel to ESPN was too much work. But the fact that I paid attention has to count for something ( Read more... )

I lost my lucky boxers. Can't find them anywhere. If I happen to have left a pair of boxers at your place with Bart Simpson on them, please don't eat my shorts. Those are not instructions.

What day is it anyway? Fuck, what a weekend.