toootally awesome
alright so like.. meagans nephew julian is the greatest kid ever.
so we pick him up and take him to chuck e cheeses hes wearing the best batman fleece ever to fleece the batman scene. Hes all cheerful and like "yeeeah chuck e cheese" and i give him a hulk comic.. cause i give him a hulk comic one time anbd he destroyed it and was like "pete.. im gonna need another hulk comic by the way" and so like.. before me and meagan picked him up we plotted to play the ween spongebob song loop de loop when we picked him up.. fuck sponge bob.. ween 4 ever.. he loved it so much and he was like "can you rewind it" greatest thing first of all his how he said rewind.. then like hes like "i wanna listen to it aaaall the way to chuck e cheese" and meagans like "umm... maybe" we didnt but like.. we did rock out to it like 6 times.. and it rocked all the times... we needed to rock a little mutilated lips what can i say?
anyway half way there were driving by "dollar forever" that dollar store in white city and julians like "oh mandollar forever can we go there" and meagans like "umm why?" and hes like "its a dollar store.. and its called dollar forever" and meagans like "maybe we can go on the way back if its not too late"
SO we get to chux and julian immedes goes for the tubs (WITH his shoes on i might add..ill bet he kicked tons of sucky kids when he had them on) then he popped back out of the tubes like five mins later.. me and meagan claimed a table over near the kids birthday section and had julian put his shoes there... we put our shit there too and left trusting nobody would steal it.. we got tokens with the 5 dollars julian brought and fed them to him little by little.. first thing he goes for is this shitty ass baseball game thats like from 1902.. so after the baseball smoke had cleared me and meagan start waiting to play this game ... (arctic thunder..) and this father and his daughter are playing.. and they keep continuing like 8000 times and me and meagan are getting P'Od so fiiinally they get off and meagan hops on and thislittle kid comes and SNAGS my seat.. and i DONT get to play... and so meagan plays him then next play this otehr little black kid SNAGS my seat and i dont get to play again but then the kid had no tokens so meagan played him and i gave him a token but like.. still he was a little black kid and 2nd of all he fucking played the gave sitting on his feat.... that alone made it wicked worth not playing the arctic thunds.. haha. anyway so like.. julians off doing some crazy shit me and meagan are playing some wack ass skee ball with stolen balls cause of all the ball stealing chuck e cheese punks.. and theres some star wars trilogy games goin down.. and we decide its time we got some pizza.. pizza costs like 1800 dollars there though so we move over to the tube/ball(RIP) area and we see two slices sitting alone on a table where a family just feasted.. maybe they were full and this led to a 2 slice leave... without hesitation WHATSOEVER i SNAG both the slices and we head back to our table amoung the birthdays for a 2 slice feast and victory celebration. So after we find out we're in the clear we head back out into the cades area and play some shits.. jullians crazying it up in the tubes. jullian comes asking for ice4 cream money and he buys like some health bar chocolate shit.. he didnt know it was healthbar though he just tohught it was chocolate.. poor kid.. fucking healthbar fuckers.
Me and meagan have a viscious game of air hockey.. two actually both ended lamely cause the table kept like... dying.. fuckers.. then we watched lou barlow and some dude play a game.
eventually we decide we should go jullian comes out of the balls like 3 hours and 78 ugly chicks later, he has the reddest cheeks ever and hes like "im thiiirsty" we find it neccesary to steal a cup from one of the kiddy birthday tables.. we take julian to the drinks.. meagans like "waht do you want julian" and hes like "this one" and points at vanilla coke!@ and were like "no you dont want that"and meagans like "do you want some minute maid" and she like points to the orange minute maid and like RIGHT at that moment some dude swoops through and goes for the orange minute maid and julians like "nooooo" and im like "you want cherry coke?" and hes like "yeeeeah" so we cherry coke.. round up his tickets.. he only has 29 so he decided to save thme cause he didnt wanna get SHITTY ASS prizes... after a shoe loss scare situation.. were on out way. on the way home we drive by white city and julians like "DOLLAR FOREVER" and meagans like "its too late julian theyre closed" and hes like "NO THEYRE NOT" and shes like "we allready passed it" and hes like "well we can turn around" and then we just like keep driving to his house..
we drop himoff.. he rules forever.. the end.
so we pick him up and take him to chuck e cheeses hes wearing the best batman fleece ever to fleece the batman scene. Hes all cheerful and like "yeeeah chuck e cheese" and i give him a hulk comic.. cause i give him a hulk comic one time anbd he destroyed it and was like "pete.. im gonna need another hulk comic by the way" and so like.. before me and meagan picked him up we plotted to play the ween spongebob song loop de loop when we picked him up.. fuck sponge bob.. ween 4 ever.. he loved it so much and he was like "can you rewind it" greatest thing first of all his how he said rewind.. then like hes like "i wanna listen to it aaaall the way to chuck e cheese" and meagans like "umm... maybe" we didnt but like.. we did rock out to it like 6 times.. and it rocked all the times... we needed to rock a little mutilated lips what can i say?
anyway half way there were driving by "dollar forever" that dollar store in white city and julians like "oh mandollar forever can we go there" and meagans like "umm why?" and hes like "its a dollar store.. and its called dollar forever" and meagans like "maybe we can go on the way back if its not too late"
SO we get to chux and julian immedes goes for the tubs (WITH his shoes on i might add..ill bet he kicked tons of sucky kids when he had them on) then he popped back out of the tubes like five mins later.. me and meagan claimed a table over near the kids birthday section and had julian put his shoes there... we put our shit there too and left trusting nobody would steal it.. we got tokens with the 5 dollars julian brought and fed them to him little by little.. first thing he goes for is this shitty ass baseball game thats like from 1902.. so after the baseball smoke had cleared me and meagan start waiting to play this game ... (arctic thunder..) and this father and his daughter are playing.. and they keep continuing like 8000 times and me and meagan are getting P'Od so fiiinally they get off and meagan hops on and thislittle kid comes and SNAGS my seat.. and i DONT get to play... and so meagan plays him then next play this otehr little black kid SNAGS my seat and i dont get to play again but then the kid had no tokens so meagan played him and i gave him a token but like.. still he was a little black kid and 2nd of all he fucking played the gave sitting on his feat.... that alone made it wicked worth not playing the arctic thunds.. haha. anyway so like.. julians off doing some crazy shit me and meagan are playing some wack ass skee ball with stolen balls cause of all the ball stealing chuck e cheese punks.. and theres some star wars trilogy games goin down.. and we decide its time we got some pizza.. pizza costs like 1800 dollars there though so we move over to the tube/ball(RIP) area and we see two slices sitting alone on a table where a family just feasted.. maybe they were full and this led to a 2 slice leave... without hesitation WHATSOEVER i SNAG both the slices and we head back to our table amoung the birthdays for a 2 slice feast and victory celebration. So after we find out we're in the clear we head back out into the cades area and play some shits.. jullians crazying it up in the tubes. jullian comes asking for ice4 cream money and he buys like some health bar chocolate shit.. he didnt know it was healthbar though he just tohught it was chocolate.. poor kid.. fucking healthbar fuckers.
Me and meagan have a viscious game of air hockey.. two actually both ended lamely cause the table kept like... dying.. fuckers.. then we watched lou barlow and some dude play a game.
eventually we decide we should go jullian comes out of the balls like 3 hours and 78 ugly chicks later, he has the reddest cheeks ever and hes like "im thiiirsty" we find it neccesary to steal a cup from one of the kiddy birthday tables.. we take julian to the drinks.. meagans like "waht do you want julian" and hes like "this one" and points at vanilla coke!@ and were like "no you dont want that"and meagans like "do you want some minute maid" and she like points to the orange minute maid and like RIGHT at that moment some dude swoops through and goes for the orange minute maid and julians like "nooooo" and im like "you want cherry coke?" and hes like "yeeeeah" so we cherry coke.. round up his tickets.. he only has 29 so he decided to save thme cause he didnt wanna get SHITTY ASS prizes... after a shoe loss scare situation.. were on out way. on the way home we drive by white city and julians like "DOLLAR FOREVER" and meagans like "its too late julian theyre closed" and hes like "NO THEYRE NOT" and shes like "we allready passed it" and hes like "well we can turn around" and then we just like keep driving to his house..
we drop himoff.. he rules forever.. the end.