"Hello, 911? I'm afraid for my life, two men with guns are standing across the street staring at me and I think they're going to rob me. Wait one second,
please hold on while I sell some heroin. Sir, would you like to purchase some heroin? You want lots of heroin? Yes, I have lots of heroin to sell you. Thank you for using me for all your
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They found him with cocaine. They recorded him selling heroin. (It's possible he had both but sold all the heroin before the cops got there, and it's possible the cops are just wrong and a 10-pack is cocaine on that corner. But the 911 operator? Heard "heroin")
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(I'm suddenly reminded of Herc from The Wire, and his monologue on how some kind of affirmative action is needed for white drug dealers because they're so damn lousy at it and way, way, way too easy to catch.)
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Hhahaha
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Even drug dealers need to feel safe.
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