Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

"Hello, 911? I'm afraid for my life, two men with guns are standing across the street staring at me and I think they're going to rob me. Wait one second, please hold on while I sell some heroin. Sir, would you like to purchase some heroin? You want lots of heroin? Yes, I have lots of heroin to sell you. Thank you for using me for all your heroin purchasing needs. Okay, 911 operator, I'm back - can you send the police? Those two guys are still here."

(Story from 2009, but it's new to me, and so it is Guess The State!)

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