Picture Of Me - PRINCETON PLAINSBORO THEATRE 3000 - Season 3 Ep 9: WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT (CH. 1)
And a small gift for New Year's!! Enjoy!
In a not too distant future
Next Tuesday more or less
There was the acerbic Dr. House
who of rules couldn't care less
He worked at Princeton Hospital,
No white coat for him as usual
He worked on cases which were really weird
And when he noticed bad!fic his evil side was thrilled...
'I'll read my colleagues cheesy bad!fic,
The worse I can find,
They'll have to sit and read them all
and I'll monitor their minds (if they have any).'
Now keep in mind House can control
when the bad!fic begins or ends
But don't you dare think that he'd ever spare
his dear colleagues and friends
Princeton role call:
Cuddy (I guess I'm close to get that baby...)
Foreman (I'm a fellow... except not.)
Chase (Right here, Mate!)
Cameron (Am I still in the show?)
WIIIIIILSON! (Here's for an angsty Season 5!)
If you wonder how they eat and breathe
and other science facts
Now keep in mind "It's a hospital,
I should really just relax,
House: Did I mention Tritter's here?
Tritter: Let's MST and party like it's 2009!
For Princeton Plainsboro Theatre 3000!!!"
Mark and Derek are getting ready for the New Year's Party they, being free,
are going to, but House arrives and says
House: Just sample with us this last bad!fic of 2008 before you go!
Bad!Fic Sign flashes, and everybody screams
All: AAAAAHHHH.... WE'VE GOT BAD!FIC SIGN!!!!
[Doors 1-6, they go into the theater]
When You Least Expect it
Mark: There will be Bad!Fic!
Derek: Jason will pop up behind you!
Author: HouseNCameron4Life
All: *do the 'kikimama' chant from 'Friday The 13th'*
Allison Cameron was both mentally & physically
Chase: Insane!
exhausted. She wasn’t even sure
she could
Foreman: Survive?
keep her eyes open long enough to drive home. She had been working
double shifts in the ER for the last week
House: Because she was the ONLY one who worked in the ER, it seems.
& on top of working so many hours she
had also broken up
Brennan: Her favourite bong!
with Chase. The last few months of their relationship had
been
Cameron: Sexually very satisfying!
rocky, Chase had been pushing her for more of a commitment & that was
something she wasn’t ready for. She & Chase got into a huge argument & he
Cuddy: Left to get her cigarettes. What happened to her later is still
unclear.
accused her of still being in love with House. Cameron vehemently denied this
allegation but to no avail. Chase told her they were through & he stormed out
of
her apartment
Foreman: Ororo Munroe's pasty brother, I see.
. Cameron was upset over the breakup but she was also relieved
because she knew she had just been lying to herself. She
House: Was a lesbian?
loved House & she
always would.
Cameron: No way in Hell!
Cameron had just walked into her apartment from yet another double
shift in the ER when her cell phone rang.
Cameron: Hello?
Bree: *Samara* Seven days...
She rolled her eyes thinking it was
the hospital,
Mark: When in fact, it was her LAST CLEAR CHANCE for great savings!
little did she know this phone call would send her world spinning.
Derek: *sings* You spin me round, round, baby, round, round...
“Hello”?
Chase: Why don't they look?
Cuddy: Is this supposed to be a romance story or 'Friday The 13th Part 52'?
[Doors 1-6]
Chase: So, that was it?
Derek: Guess so.
Mark: So, now we're free to go?
House: Yeah, you're free to go, but first... would you push the button?
Mark & Derek: *running away* PUSH IT YOURSELF!!
House: Oh well... *calmly walks to the button and pushes it.
HAPPY 2009 appears on the screen and then vanishes, being replaced by the end
credits, 'Auld Lang Syne' playing over them.
PRINCETON PLAINSBORO THEATRE 3000
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT (CHAPTER 1)
VERY!BAD!FIC BY HouseNCameron4Life
MST BY TheWaughnMan
KEEP CIRCULATING THE FICS
-_^
Stinger: Cameron was upset over the breakup but she was also relieved
because she knew she had just been lying to herself. She loved House & she
always would.
A Servolicious Production.
[ Our doctor today is |
giddy ]