[Lawrence stared at the blog post from Vanessa for a full ten minutes before realizing he had absolutely no idea what it was she was trying to say. He opened a new document in one of the word processing programs on his computer, cut the window in half and did the same to his Internet browser's window so that he could see both easily. He began retyping Vanessa's post using proper grammar, punctuation and spelling into a document so that he could read it properly and understand what she was trying to convey.
'Hey, so during the blackout there were these ugly purple midgets that snuck in and stole some peanut butter. Naked little fuckers miscreants cut me and my roommate. I didn't get any snacks either cause I broke my ds(???) because I thought I heard something on the stairs and threw it but it turned out to be some sophomore kid. If you're reading this, sorry about that, but anyway freaky midgets. Anything else going on I should know about? Also is it cheaper to repair a ds(???) or get a new one? Thanks in advance
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...the ones in the attic. I JUST explained this to you. Like not even a minute ago. Seriously, the time between our responses elapsed to about... maybe a few seconds. Or did you assume there was another place cleaning was done?
shit son, you too? Me and some other dudes ran into a glowing vase monster. i'm more pissed that the blackout ruined me and my roommate's game of Mario Party.
also I can probably fix your DS... Unless it snapped in two or something.
But the screen still works when you turn it on? Yeah just buy the replacement screen, and I'll open the DS up for you and fix it up. not that hard, I actually had to do it once.
I was winning by a hair. which is dumb because Seamus is a retard at video games
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'Hey, so during the blackout there were these ugly purple midgets that snuck in and stole some peanut butter. Naked little fuckers miscreants cut me and my roommate. I didn't get any snacks either cause I broke my ds(???) because I thought I heard something on the stairs and threw it but it turned out to be some sophomore kid. If you're reading this, sorry about that, but anyway freaky midgets. Anything else going on I should know about? Also is it cheaper to repair a ds(???) or get a new one? Thanks in advance ( ... )
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also I can probably fix your DS... Unless it snapped in two or something.
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Also, that sucks. Who was winning?
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I was winning by a hair. which is dumb because Seamus is a retard at video games
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That'd be wonderful. <3 It still turns on so I guess it really is just the screen.
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