[Lawrence stared at the blog post from Vanessa for a full ten minutes before realizing he had absolutely no idea what it was she was trying to say. He opened a new document in one of the word processing programs on his computer, cut the window in half and did the same to his Internet browser's window so that he could see both easily. He began retyping Vanessa's post using proper grammar, punctuation and spelling into a document so that he could read it properly and understand what she was trying to convey.
'Hey, so during the blackout there were these ugly purple midgets that snuck in and stole some peanut butter. Naked little fuckers miscreants cut me and my roommate. I didn't get any snacks either cause I broke my ds(???) because I thought I heard something on the stairs and threw it but it turned out to be some sophomore kid. If you're reading this, sorry about that, but anyway freaky midgets. Anything else going on I should know about? Also is it cheaper to repair a ds(???) or get a new one? Thanks in advance
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...the ones in the attic. I JUST explained this to you. Like not even a minute ago. Seriously, the time between our responses elapsed to about... maybe a few seconds. Or did you assume there was another place cleaning was done?
So you ARE capable of coherency. That might quite possibly be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. You asked if anything odd had happened, and I gave you the facts of what has happened. It is not my fault if the length is not to your specification; perhaps you should add an addendum saying that next time. Me needing to get out more is irrelevant to this conversation.
'Hey, so during the blackout there were these ugly purple midgets that snuck in and stole some peanut butter. Naked little fuckers miscreants cut me and my roommate. I didn't get any snacks either cause I broke my ds(???) because I thought I heard something on the stairs and threw it but it turned out to be some sophomore kid. If you're reading this, sorry about that, but anyway freaky midgets. Anything else going on I should know about? Also is it cheaper to repair a ds(???) or get a new one? Thanks in advance ( ... )
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Are you not even going attempt to respond to ANYTHING I wrote in that message up there?
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