GREG GUY
Here's new lyrics to a song everyone should jam to...IT'S ABOUT GREG (JUST TO PISS OFF GREG CAUSE HE HATES LIVEJOURNAL SONG LYRICS)
"GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG
I SAW YOU STANDING ON THE LEDGE.
I PRAYED YOU WOULDN'T GO
BUT YOU LEFT ME FEELING SO-SO.("GAY" WOULD ALSO WORK HERE)
OK, ALRIGHT, I'M DOING FINE
YOUR EATING EYE MAKES ME GO BLIND.
YOU COMPLAIN, I'M NOT YOUR OUTLET.
YOU GET PISSED WHEN I SPIT ON YOUR CARPET.
YOU'RE SO CLEVER WHEN IT COMES TO WORDS
AND YOU INSPIRE ME TO GO BUY NERDS.
YOU BUY LOTS OF MOVIES, YOU LOVE "HIT THE LIGHTS"
MY FAVORITE LYRICS GO "THE GIRLS THE NIGHTS, THE FRIENDS, THE FIGHTS!"
YOUR LAUGH SPREADS LIKE A DISEASE.
WE'LL TREAT CHARD LIKE THE NEXT JOSH GULLINESE.
I FEEL SO "LIVEJOURNAL" SAD, LIKE JOHN BOBBIT.
I'M BEGGING YOU GREG...PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT!
Seriously, I'm so lonely! I have no friends!
(Did I piss you off yet?!)
*BELOW IS THE NEW PART TO THE SONG I THOUGHT ABOUT AT WORK...
"WITH YOUR HAIR CUT SHORT YOU'RE REALLY SUCH A HUNK
YOU SING NEW FOUND GLORY, WHEN YOU GET REALLY DRUNK.
"GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG
I SAW YOU STANDING ON THE LEDGE.
I PRAYED YOU WOULDN'T GO
BUT YOU LEFT ME FEELING SO-SO.("GAY" WOULD ALSO WORK HERE)
OK, ALRIGHT, I'M DOING FINE
YOUR EATING EYE MAKES ME GO BLIND.
YOU COMPLAIN, I'M NOT YOUR OUTLET.
YOU GET PISSED WHEN I SPIT ON YOUR CARPET.
YOU'RE SO CLEVER WHEN IT COMES TO WORDS
AND YOU INSPIRE ME TO GO BUY NERDS.
YOU BUY LOTS OF MOVIES, YOU LOVE "HIT THE LIGHTS"
MY FAVORITE LYRICS GO "THE GIRLS THE NIGHTS, THE FRIENDS, THE FIGHTS!"
YOUR LAUGH SPREADS LIKE A DISEASE.
WE'LL TREAT CHARD LIKE THE NEXT JOSH GULLINESE.
I FEEL SO "LIVEJOURNAL" SAD, LIKE JOHN BOBBIT.
I'M BEGGING YOU GREG...PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT!
Seriously, I'm so lonely! I have no friends!
(Did I piss you off yet?!)
*BELOW IS THE NEW PART TO THE SONG I THOUGHT ABOUT AT WORK...
"WITH YOUR HAIR CUT SHORT YOU'RE REALLY SUCH A HUNK
YOU SING NEW FOUND GLORY, WHEN YOU GET REALLY DRUNK.