Wow
Tomorrow...22 years old. A 22 year-old balding, graying young man. Stuck in a dead end town. No girl to call my own. Working for the man, a carpet soaked with bong water, and a head full of bad memories that even the cocaine won't erase. I can only hope GREG posts a comment on this. MWAHAHAHAHA! I'm just kidding. I just thought it sounded like a cool movie/Max Payne type thing. I am actually the awesomest. Jedediah is coming in with a close second because he just got himself a job!!! Hooray for money and monologues.