So if I shoot myself now, I'll just pop back up with the same horse's arse stuck to my face, won't I?

[OOC: GEE GUESS WHICH ONE HE IS. But since he's Claude's Bennet, he's not gonna be post-Company Man (er, post... Company Man FLASHBACKS). No glasses for HRG :C]

Y'know, I've been here for so long, but I don't think I've ever really said two words to most of you... Well, I'm Claude Rains. Hello!

This Barge is really quite a fantastic place, isn't it? So many people!

Dear Santa:

What I would really like for the holidays is a reason to believe that other people aren't a load of tossers who inevitably lie, backstab, or--

OH PISS OFF, ADMIRAL.

Seriously, though, I need socks. This pair I nicked itches.

[OOC: THANKS TO THE FLOOD... Claude is compelled to reveal to more than just Peter that he does, indeed, ( Read more... )