Chickcam (the legal type)

[theunderburger]

I still don't know what's going on with the chickens, but I've got the solution! Well, the idea for a solution.

We need to fit Tammy-Jo with one of these:

Comments

[rainbow_ryou]

What? Why?

[theunderburger]

There is no 'why' in 'chicken cam'.

[rainbow_ryou]

Pretty sure there's like twenty of 'em.

[theunderburger]

Do you still have a sense of adventure, or did you leave it in the closet when you were molesting Kamio?

[speedoson]

You can't send Tammy Jo undercover! It's dangerous! What if she gets caught.

[theunderburger]

Do you have no faith? She's our daughter. How could she not be the greatest spy ever?

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[ooc: because they are excellent at silent.... and .... subtle....>_>]

[speedoson]

She's our daughter. How are you not WORRIED???? Look at how Zaizen-kun turned out.

[theunderburger]

Tammy-Jo is twice the chicken Zaizen-kun is! You can't keep her wrapped in cotton wool. She needs to find her wings.

[zenzaitensai]

You catch more flies with honey.

[theunderburger]

Da fuck? Eh?

[zenzaitensai]

Make me an offering and I'll help you.

[theunderburger]

Tammy-Jo is your sister! You should be concerned for her!

..... what sort of offering?

[wannaponta]

What exactly are you investigating, KFC?

[theunderburger]

No! There's something weird going down in the coop.