Russian Time Friends.
Well, I had an Idea spark my mind. Quite genius really. Not many people hear this, (or read it for that matter) but I think that Im going to give you some Russian Insight. Instead of telling you what im saying, Im going to put down some phrases,(ok not today) and maybe give some translation....if im nice >:) Not nice, just Naughty ;)
Went to Games Workshop today. Bought me a lictor. Came home. Opened it up excitedly. Took off all spare metal parts.
Wait...somethings missing...
Wheres the Fucking Head?
....
Gay.
Soo....What now?
I could exchange it for another Lictor, but jesus, it was freakin $25. Im not going back for an exchange. I was pissed! I paid freakin $25 for a headless lictor. Soo...what was my next plan of action?
Ill tell you, it was quite slick if you ask me. I emailed GW. Gave them a detailed explanation of just how pissed I was. Gave em my email and my home address. Requested a replacement and an apology for dissatisfying me. Told them that I should not have to inspect their boxes and blisters to see if the HEADS WERE INTACT.
All I can say is they better make it a real nice lictor. Or im gonna be their new best friend. I dont like headless nids unless its from a lascannon...which is going to be crushed soon anyways because Old One Eye..and...well........carried away again... >_<
Yeah.
Treated Stacy and her Mom to Johnny Rockets. Ever been there? Im a frequent flying flyer when it comes to seeing JD. He says hello.
Made everyone nice and happy, whats a couple of bucks over a good meal eh? Ok, more than a couple of bucks, but lets make that strictly d.l. folks.
I definatly shouldnt have stayed up till 230, but im goin soon anyways. Have to wash out me hair, and brush me white pearls, aye mately dont want to be yella now.
Ive taken on like 12 different personas in one entry...pretty impressively crazy.
Recording Later...the studios closed..
The only way I'll open it up is if you get me some milk and cookies.
The names Chappele.
Wow late nights make me nuts.
Lets try this again..
Update lata...
Fack wheres the R ghetto boy...
Went to Games Workshop today. Bought me a lictor. Came home. Opened it up excitedly. Took off all spare metal parts.
Wait...somethings missing...
Wheres the Fucking Head?
....
Gay.
Soo....What now?
I could exchange it for another Lictor, but jesus, it was freakin $25. Im not going back for an exchange. I was pissed! I paid freakin $25 for a headless lictor. Soo...what was my next plan of action?
Ill tell you, it was quite slick if you ask me. I emailed GW. Gave them a detailed explanation of just how pissed I was. Gave em my email and my home address. Requested a replacement and an apology for dissatisfying me. Told them that I should not have to inspect their boxes and blisters to see if the HEADS WERE INTACT.
All I can say is they better make it a real nice lictor. Or im gonna be their new best friend. I dont like headless nids unless its from a lascannon...which is going to be crushed soon anyways because Old One Eye..and...well........carried away again... >_<
Yeah.
Treated Stacy and her Mom to Johnny Rockets. Ever been there? Im a frequent flying flyer when it comes to seeing JD. He says hello.
Made everyone nice and happy, whats a couple of bucks over a good meal eh? Ok, more than a couple of bucks, but lets make that strictly d.l. folks.
I definatly shouldnt have stayed up till 230, but im goin soon anyways. Have to wash out me hair, and brush me white pearls, aye mately dont want to be yella now.
Ive taken on like 12 different personas in one entry...pretty impressively crazy.
Recording Later...the studios closed..
The only way I'll open it up is if you get me some milk and cookies.
The names Chappele.
Wow late nights make me nuts.
Lets try this again..
Update lata...
Fack wheres the R ghetto boy...