Dear Kibble,
Hey so, heres a scene that I wrote...
To everyone else, Kibble and I are writing a moviescript, and possibly eventually a movie.
So I just used the characters of me and Kibble, because I have no names, no characters either really, they're just place-holders. I don't know....
(Andy is in the bathroom sitting on the toilet with the door slightly open, Kibble is sitting in the living room, in earshot and view of the bathroom door.)
Andy: You know, I was just thinking about this, but the skin on your butt must be so tough. I mean think about it, crap is constantly being rubbed against it and it never gets cleaned away.
Kibble: Well if you wipe-
Andy: No, I mean really clean it.
Kibble: What do you mean?
Andy: I mean how often do you really scrub your butt crack? Not even scrub really, just use soap to really clean it like you do with your hands…
Kibble: yeah I guess, but-
Andy: -Just imagine smearing poo on any other part of your body consistently, every day, and only wiping it off with dry paper. You would for sure break out in a rash, maybe catch a disease or two, maybe even die.
Kibble: I don’t know, I think your skin is pretty heavy duty all over your body as long as there is no large orifice in the vicinity to get infected.
(pause)
(a loud sigh from the bathroom)
Andy: (Opens the door violently and peaks his head out while still on the toilet) Fine, Kibble, if you think you know it all, try it. Smear crap all over your body and see if you live. (slams door)
(A farting sound and a sigh of relief comes from the bathroom)
To everyone else, Kibble and I are writing a moviescript, and possibly eventually a movie.
So I just used the characters of me and Kibble, because I have no names, no characters either really, they're just place-holders. I don't know....
(Andy is in the bathroom sitting on the toilet with the door slightly open, Kibble is sitting in the living room, in earshot and view of the bathroom door.)
Andy: You know, I was just thinking about this, but the skin on your butt must be so tough. I mean think about it, crap is constantly being rubbed against it and it never gets cleaned away.
Kibble: Well if you wipe-
Andy: No, I mean really clean it.
Kibble: What do you mean?
Andy: I mean how often do you really scrub your butt crack? Not even scrub really, just use soap to really clean it like you do with your hands…
Kibble: yeah I guess, but-
Andy: -Just imagine smearing poo on any other part of your body consistently, every day, and only wiping it off with dry paper. You would for sure break out in a rash, maybe catch a disease or two, maybe even die.
Kibble: I don’t know, I think your skin is pretty heavy duty all over your body as long as there is no large orifice in the vicinity to get infected.
(pause)
(a loud sigh from the bathroom)
Andy: (Opens the door violently and peaks his head out while still on the toilet) Fine, Kibble, if you think you know it all, try it. Smear crap all over your body and see if you live. (slams door)
(A farting sound and a sigh of relief comes from the bathroom)