I was afraid this day would come

[theteabegreen]

I just ordered a collapsible hula-hoop for my trixie at Barely Legal on the 20th. I'm kinda terrified of trixing, but having a hula-hoop on stage will give me confidence. Hopefully everyone will be admiring the pretty pink/gold hula-hoop instead of noticing that I am incapable of taking my clothes off in a provocative manner. Hooray for the distraction method! lizmoop is going to work with me this evening. Hopefully she can bestow some super secret sexy trixie wisdom on me. That way I will be a little less of a train wreck. Hey...maybe I should strip out of a train costume. Just kidding...mostly.

OMG, Hoopnotica sells LED hula-hoops now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know what I want for my birthday!!!!!!!!