Chop chop
God gave us fingernails so that when we are cutting onion for chicken salad for dinner when everyone is starving and the toddler just won't leave us alone and keeps trying to "help" and we're fearing for his life because he keeps putting his hand up on the cutting board, so when we turn to him to tell him for the eighth time to keep his hands on his knees for safty but forget to stop chopping while our attention is diverted and we cut our finger, we are so blessed as to only cut our fingernail off instead of our entire finger off. That would be much worse.