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Beauty
I have finally discovered the most beautiful woman in the world, and I don't even know her name ( Read more... ) -
Constructive criticism
I can see Zooey Deschanel singing in the opener for New Girl but all I hear is "I'm cute I'm cute look how cute I am I have big beautiful blue eyes how cute." -
Office crap
We have hired a new person in my part of the library today. She's a good employee, but when I met her I was disappointed as I am now the third most attractive person in the office, down from second. -
The ideal body according to the swordmaiden
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Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 18% Big Breasts, 18% Big Ass, and 76% Cute!
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I look like a supermodel
So I went to buy a sandwich. The sandwich maker cut up the bread and was looking at me instead of his work when he asked me what I want on the sandwich. This caused him to cut his finger so bad that he had to leave, and he never returned to his work while I was there. Wow. He must have been too taken with my beautiful face and killer body to watch ( Read more... ) -
Jolie genes
Some months back, I was thinking how very nice it is that Angelina Jolie is adopting kids from developing countries, giving them better lives and opportunities than they would have otherwise. I wholeheartedly supported that, but there was something deep down in me that said, "but it would be neat if Ms. Jolie passed on those genes of hers, you know ( Read more... ) -
Unsexy famous women
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2564&SectionID=11&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=5&StoryYear=2006
Edit: link no longer works, but the author did put the article in his blog: links or image locations no longer work, attractiveness, filmFantasy quizzes and a humor one, mostly with beautiful art
Quizzes from lorac_black.
Mountain Elf of Terride: Different from the
standard Mountain Elves, you are only known to
exist on Terride (doesn't mean you're not
elsewhere, just the only place I know you are).
You are not giants, but more normal in elven
size, and your skin is fair, not bronze, but
your hair is red and your eyes bright, often
hazel. You ( Read more... )
