Oct 29, 2004 01:15
if god is gay,i guess the world`s story would be something like this...
oh yea...WARNING:THIS IS A WRITTEN PIECE OF AN ART BY A HERETIC.IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY HERESY,HOMOSEXUALITY AND ANY RELEVANCE OF GOD IN AN "IMPROPER" MANNER,DONT READ IT.PEACE OUT..
"first there was nothing..then there was something..something created a lesser power and named it god..god created the earth in 6 days.in one of those days,he envisioned himself an made mortal men.from that day onwards,god gave up invincibility.god became an immortal,a being with no mortal means of dying,a being whose eternal life ends with the death of its followers.god knew that and in a way,imposed into the minds of man that to defy god is to kill all man, as god,with the power to create,was very much capable to destroy.then he thought about sexuality and how some men needed direction to become feminine gay men and so god made women.on the seventh day,god had sex with man.man,with a mind of its own wanted to know what god did to him and what god felt so man had sex with woman,and liked it."
"god made man for his own pleasure.but man fell in love with women.
over the centuries,the population of gays increased with gods will but the number of heterosexuals remained higher..god didnt like thiscso god made war.war killed more manlier figures and god believed during the era wars,soldiers turn to homosexuality for self pleasure but god made a mistake.man raped women instead."
"most man at first believed homosexuality was the doing of an unknown evil force.god made a scapegoat and called it the devil,an immortal just like god whose life is sustained by mortals believing of its existence,just as god`s life is sustained by the faith we have in him."
"when god made a mistake,man blamed it on he devil,and god rewarded men to repent for its own mistake.when god gave strength to those who used it for genocide,men blamed it on the devil.over the centuries again,some men got fed up and divided themselves.men made various religions with god as its basis so god doesnt die.religious men then wanted one religion,and then started yet another era of religious wars."
this story can go on and on...to be continued..