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thesteelphoenix

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Feb 01, 2009 05:59

I always seem to wind up in these types of cases.

( Court Records: CR-042 )

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vonperfect February 8 2009, 21:32:03 UTC

That entire case was a foolish farce.

thesteelphoenix February 8 2009, 21:35:11 UTC

Why... Why would you say that?

(Corn should be taken seriously!)

vonperfect February 8 2009, 21:40:39 UTC

I hardly think any part of that case could have been taken seriously. Also, the investigation itself was botched.

thesteelphoenix February 8 2009, 21:43:04 UTC

(The lady doth protest too much.)

At... At least the truth came out at the end.

vonperfect February 8 2009, 21:49:41 UTC

Oh, yes, that's nice, I suppose.

thesteelphoenix February 9 2009, 02:02:19 UTC

(And then she's suddenly indifferent? It's hard to get a hold of her.)

Well... since you're a consultant, maybe next time we can work toge--

[SUDDENLY, MONKEYS. TONS OF THEM. No, really, just one, and he drops a banana peel. Phoenix makes a gesture of kindness and hope, and he steps forward and--onto the banana peel. And in a slo-mo motion, he slips, and clings onto one of Franziska's body parts. Conveniently. No shut up there are monkeys and bananas in Memento Eden.]

vonperfect February 9 2009, 02:15:08 UTC

*Well Nick had a hold of her now, stupid foolish island magic. The two of them crashed together, Franziska falling over under Nick, his cheek slamming into her own, leaving the two on the ground with Franziska dancing flailing cheek to cheek*

*Flailing. With a riding crop. On the back of Nick's neck*

GET OFF OF ME YOU FOOL! *WHIP, SHOVE, KICK, WHIP, PUSH, WHIP, PUNCH, WHIP*

1/3 thesteelphoenix February 9 2009, 02:16:41 UTC

O-ow! I'm sorry! I'll--I'll get off!

(My neck! My neck!)

2/3 thesteelphoenix February 9 2009, 02:17:00 UTC

thesteelphoenix February 9 2009, 02:18:11 UTC

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I think I have bad news for you.

vonperfect February 9 2009, 02:26:29 UTC

*grabs his head and tries to push away from hers* WHY!? ISN'T!? THIS!? WORKING!? OW! *she winces as she pushes too hard and just... pulls her own cheek a bit too much, and then stops*

Don't tell me.

... We're stuck like this. *Ground. Fist. Slam.*

thesteelphoenix February 9 2009, 02:36:30 UTC

It... It could be worse.

(You could be slamming me right now!)

Maybe there's a logical explanation for this.

vonperfect February 9 2009, 02:50:19 UTC

Of course there's a logical explanation for this! And we're going to pick ourselves up and off the ground and find out what it is so we can reverse this! *she sits herself up, forcing Phoenix's back to arch back rather painfully*

thesteelphoenix February 9 2009, 02:56:15 UTC

Ow! Could... Could you hold on a moment?

(Or at least be kinder to my spine?)

vonperfect February 9 2009, 03:57:29 UTC

GET UP. *rolls the two of them over so she's on top and starts to get up, helping him up with her*

thesteelphoenix February 10 2009, 06:02:55 UTC

(Don't cry, Wright! Or at least hold in your manly tears!)

Ri-right. Should we go find, uh, help? It'll be a little awkward to move...

(To say the least.)

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