i sang happy birthday to wee-man and carlos mencia today over a banana cream cheesecake. Later, out of sheer curiosity, i checked on their birthdays...Carlos was born in October...wee man in May...I guess ghetto ass 17 year olds aren't the only ones who lie about their birthdays in restaurants...little pro skateboarders and angry latino comics do

Survey ( Read more... )

So I didn't want to tell anyone abut this, but since everyone and their mom seem to already know ( Read more... )

10 years ago I ( Read more... )

A mix tap means you have to listen to every song while you make it...not just toss some random songs from your itunes onto a blank CD.

It says a lot...

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I haven't typed witty comments about my life in qute some time...eh. I guess I finally realize the rediculousness of narrating funny situations that probably only I find funny, and waiting in pathetic anticipation for someone to comment. I could say that I just want to write for myself, but that's bullshit. So, I'll write cuz I'm bored ( Read more... )

so, my roomates best frind from high school was going to move in with some other girl who flaked on her so now my roomate is moving in with her and out with me...

All in all, I need a new roomie ASAP

Think it over...tell your friends...word.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

Bravo to my Star Struck peeps on a fabuloso show! I wanted to jump on stage...I really did. But, then I thought...what if I don't make it and just land on Nancy...that wouldn't be good...so I just sang along from the audience (a bit too loudly at times)...but seriously, great job, guys!