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I nearly hada stroke HEARTATTACK today, it was so bad. Well Lenny told us that we had to hand in our English Coursework on the 6th of March (today) or else she was entering us for the freaking exam. And so ok, my coursework was like 3weeks late anyway, but I'm going DEAF she needs to take pitty on me :( So anyway Wilson was lending me a hand (just for coursework measures ;-) ) so we went to the library and I realised I'd forgotten by fricking Oranges Book. So we drove to Wilson's to get hers and then back to school, which left me two hours to complete it all. I was BUGGERED! o0 :P Anyway I finished it with like 2 minutes to spare, literally (even though I had to skip politics to do so....lala) but then I had like no frickin print credits left, wilson lent me a pound <3 luckily I was able to sprint up stairs and get print credits and print it just in time...wooohooo. ___BREATHES_____
School was fuck today. Sara wasn't in ICT and left me on my own, AGAIN, so I had to pretend to do coursework all by myself :( and Dr Kerry kept coming over and sitting down beside me, making sure I was getting along ok.....it......was awkward. Skipped politics and then English was a drag, it went on forever, with random Blake poems, she must've went through at least three, and in that monotone voice. URGHHHHH. I'm dreading politics tomorrow, have to do a stupid essay on the US Supreme Court. Sent my ucas app of to Aberdeen, didn't even put done two choices, I'm fucking dumb. And I'm going to be bored shitless doing law, were's the stimulation in textbooks?
Speaking of stimulation, I managed to drop a vibrator down two flights of stairs in ann summers last thursday. So fucking embarassing. Thank god the staff girl was not the hot one. The security guard ending up beinging it up for me, after I was halfway down the stairs. And then my mum was moving my furniture about (god knows why) and found the box and was ahh *blablabla*LESBIAN*blablabla. i tried to explain it was a vibrator and not a replacement cock but it went over her head. See I think that she thought, I bought it to use on someone else, when really I obviously didn't.....but she was pissed.
If I'm not married by the time I'm 35, Kerry's going to marry me and have my children with an hispanic donner, how FABULOUS. Anyway yes. Formal peekture of me and Gary doing it hetro style
From Dyke.........................
To Girl........
All ina few hours. Gary looks UBER hott. I love him.
School was fuck today. Sara wasn't in ICT and left me on my own, AGAIN, so I had to pretend to do coursework all by myself :( and Dr Kerry kept coming over and sitting down beside me, making sure I was getting along ok.....it......was awkward. Skipped politics and then English was a drag, it went on forever, with random Blake poems, she must've went through at least three, and in that monotone voice. URGHHHHH. I'm dreading politics tomorrow, have to do a stupid essay on the US Supreme Court. Sent my ucas app of to Aberdeen, didn't even put done two choices, I'm fucking dumb. And I'm going to be bored shitless doing law, were's the stimulation in textbooks?
Speaking of stimulation, I managed to drop a vibrator down two flights of stairs in ann summers last thursday. So fucking embarassing. Thank god the staff girl was not the hot one. The security guard ending up beinging it up for me, after I was halfway down the stairs. And then my mum was moving my furniture about (god knows why) and found the box and was ahh *blablabla*LESBIAN*blablabla. i tried to explain it was a vibrator and not a replacement cock but it went over her head. See I think that she thought, I bought it to use on someone else, when really I obviously didn't.....but she was pissed.
If I'm not married by the time I'm 35, Kerry's going to marry me and have my children with an hispanic donner, how FABULOUS. Anyway yes. Formal peekture of me and Gary doing it hetro style
From Dyke.........................
To Girl........
All ina few hours. Gary looks UBER hott. I love him.