It's bad folks.
I should really remember to use this thing more often, its nice to vent into a screen sometimes. Anyway the alcohol is lineing up to attack my system as I type this. I'm officially fucked, and on a sunday morning. School formal was on Thursday and it was probably the craziest night of my life. Thursday started of like this
- 10am - French manicure (yes, you read that right)
- 11am - Fake tan applied
- 2pm - Hair extensions and hair curled.
- 4.30pm- Make-up done
- 5.15pm- Dress on, high heels on, small bag in hand
Anyway I swear to fuck I don't know how girls can be assed with all that bullshit on a regular basis. I only did it to keep my mum happy and I couldn't be assed aruging about it anyway, it was one night. I arrived at The Ho's house at around 6pm and hit the drink (as you do. Gary looked so hot, he's a wee cutie and he had camera at hand to take pics. Ash looked lovely and Graeme looked sexy. So it was pretty successful. The Ho herself looked super dooper as did Aimee, who is the cutest thing, Shauna, Debra and Erin.
So we were all just chatting, drinking, getting pics taken the usual formal stuff and then the limo's arrived. Our's was black, thank god. So we had some champers in the limo and listening to music, rolled down the windows, screamed like millies, you know.... Arrived at the hotel, everyone looked AMAZING, it was really cool. We got our pcis taken by the photographer, she told me and Gary we were naturals, oh course we are, we're gay! Anyway the meal went great, and then well I got drunk as did most people and my friend brought a girl and well I ended up mkaing out with her date, which I feel reallllllly shit about, but I was too drunk to notice. But yeah, went to the after formal, stayed until the end, almong with like 8 other people (FADERS!!!!!) lost my wrap, ripped my dress, and my feet were fucking killing me. Got home, fell into the wrong bed and didn't wake up until 6pm. Successful night I'd say.
Alcohol intake
- 1 big bottle WKD Red
- 3 glasses white wine
- 4 glasses champaign
- 1 glass red wine
- 2 red bull double vodka
- 4 red bull vodka
- 2 tequilla shots
- 3 choc pops
- 2 WKD Blues
- 2 Half sugar Apple bacardi Breezers
Oh and like 30 smokes..............Gross man.
Anyway I was fucked and it was great. Went to the kremlin last night. It makes me want to be hetro. I always wish I was in the limelight when I go there, I know I'd be having a way better time.
I'm still waiting to hear from Edinburgh University. I'm not holding out too much hope 'cause a few school people have been rejected to do law already. Ah well. Fingers crossed.
- 10am - French manicure (yes, you read that right)
- 11am - Fake tan applied
- 2pm - Hair extensions and hair curled.
- 4.30pm- Make-up done
- 5.15pm- Dress on, high heels on, small bag in hand
Anyway I swear to fuck I don't know how girls can be assed with all that bullshit on a regular basis. I only did it to keep my mum happy and I couldn't be assed aruging about it anyway, it was one night. I arrived at The Ho's house at around 6pm and hit the drink (as you do. Gary looked so hot, he's a wee cutie and he had camera at hand to take pics. Ash looked lovely and Graeme looked sexy. So it was pretty successful. The Ho herself looked super dooper as did Aimee, who is the cutest thing, Shauna, Debra and Erin.
So we were all just chatting, drinking, getting pics taken the usual formal stuff and then the limo's arrived. Our's was black, thank god. So we had some champers in the limo and listening to music, rolled down the windows, screamed like millies, you know.... Arrived at the hotel, everyone looked AMAZING, it was really cool. We got our pcis taken by the photographer, she told me and Gary we were naturals, oh course we are, we're gay! Anyway the meal went great, and then well I got drunk as did most people and my friend brought a girl and well I ended up mkaing out with her date, which I feel reallllllly shit about, but I was too drunk to notice. But yeah, went to the after formal, stayed until the end, almong with like 8 other people (FADERS!!!!!) lost my wrap, ripped my dress, and my feet were fucking killing me. Got home, fell into the wrong bed and didn't wake up until 6pm. Successful night I'd say.
Alcohol intake
- 1 big bottle WKD Red
- 3 glasses white wine
- 4 glasses champaign
- 1 glass red wine
- 2 red bull double vodka
- 4 red bull vodka
- 2 tequilla shots
- 3 choc pops
- 2 WKD Blues
- 2 Half sugar Apple bacardi Breezers
Oh and like 30 smokes..............Gross man.
Anyway I was fucked and it was great. Went to the kremlin last night. It makes me want to be hetro. I always wish I was in the limelight when I go there, I know I'd be having a way better time.
I'm still waiting to hear from Edinburgh University. I'm not holding out too much hope 'cause a few school people have been rejected to do law already. Ah well. Fingers crossed.