I <3 Celebrities
It's about time someone showed their appreciation for celebs and dammit I'm gonna be one of the one billionth ones to do it. If you haven't noticed, celebrities make up our lives with their heroic tales, from anorexic recoveries to beautiful marriages they show us what living truly is. Now there are always going to critics saying "ohhh but they are just actors and rich people, not often the nicest people", well I say fuck you critics! You know they are heroes! I mean just think about it, they are filthy rich and they actually let us still bask in their glory on the movies screens and/or t.v. Not only that, but some of them donate a few dollars to charities! Now that's nice, especially when they have other important things to do with their money, like buy million dollar rings and dresses to match their value in life. You see, they are so vital to our society that quite frankly I dunno what we'd do without them. But enough about those critics and their unimportant opinions, what I truly want to get across in this, is how important hearing about celebrities is.
One of the best ways to hear about our celebs is through magazines, whether you are in a local grocery store or a convenience store you'll run across those line of important magazines about our celebs. I still remember the day I walked in and I heard the tragic news... Ben and Jen were breaking up, and I KNOW that the same thing was running through your head when you came across it as well, "Oh, My, God!" I can tell you I was devastated to hear the news, but so grateful for those magazines to keep me informed on what was going on, needless to say a bought a couple copies of the magazine to make sure it wasn't a misprint. And it isn't just valuable information such as that when you see magazines, it is other things like the most recent about Brad Pitt. For those of you left out people who don't know, a dramatic event has been unfolding about how Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie! HOLY SHIT! Yesterday I was in panic finding out about that skank Angelina and her seducing Brad. At the same time I felt pity for the poor Jenn (she likes her friends to call her that ((((hug)))) hehe), all day I could only think, what is going to happen next? Today I finally was put at ease as I saw my hero Oprah had apparently spoken words of wisdom to both to get the marriage back together! I was so relieved let me tell you, our great celebrities had survived another horrible ordeal that was clearly public business. Without those magazines I truly dunno what I'd do with my spare time, they are just so important and keep us up with all the stories and gossip so vital to living an important and trend setting life.
While the magazines are quite important in the celeb gossip, nothing grabs me as much as those great t.v. shows about celebrities like Entertainment Tonight and Extra! It is shows like E.T. that keep me update to date on the best dressers in the celeb world and on the latest day by day developments of important celeb news like Michael Jackson's trial and Paula Abdul's American Idol scandal! I myself just love hearing about who knows how to dress and who doesn't, I mean it truly defines what I will wear in my life, and shows who of the celebs is dirt cheap like spending ONLY 10 thousand on a dress or suit. I mean what dirty whores are they that they don't spend at least 1 mil on what they wear to the "it" events like the oscars and so forth. Then there are other important events you find out in the celeb news like the Michael Jackson scandal, I couldn't believe my ears when I heard the man who was the true trend-setter in the world of sex changes had done something wrong! I mean COME ON, how could a white woman who used to be a black man, talks so softly, invites little boys over to his playground which is his house, and most of all sings so good be a sexual offender?! Anyways, the celeb t.v. shows like this keep you updated on our trend-setters of today as well like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Paris Hilton comes out being a great role model for young women to be rich, mooch off their parents, not have to have a brain, and have sex on tape with men, its just a great way to spread how girls SHOULD be. Spears we find out through these t.v. shows to be similar giving off an innocent look at first then getting more dirty and wild! There is apparently even a great t.v. show coming about Britney and her tribulations with some random guy (as opposed to all the others she's been with, slept with, and married). I only hope someday I can get a job on a tv show focusing my life on the glory of other people, the true stars of our world, celebrities.
Now while there are always other forms of getting across this valuable news, I just want to finish saying again that without celebs I truly don't know where we'd be. I mean some movies have even pointing out this importance, like the movie Team America. You know its strange, not many people I have talked with got the true point of that movie, which is celebrities determine the fate of our world in the truest sense and that America is the best nation and helps the world so greatly. Anyways, you get the point now, celebrities are what our world revolves around, I only hope we can continue to bask in their reflected glory...
One of the best ways to hear about our celebs is through magazines, whether you are in a local grocery store or a convenience store you'll run across those line of important magazines about our celebs. I still remember the day I walked in and I heard the tragic news... Ben and Jen were breaking up, and I KNOW that the same thing was running through your head when you came across it as well, "Oh, My, God!" I can tell you I was devastated to hear the news, but so grateful for those magazines to keep me informed on what was going on, needless to say a bought a couple copies of the magazine to make sure it wasn't a misprint. And it isn't just valuable information such as that when you see magazines, it is other things like the most recent about Brad Pitt. For those of you left out people who don't know, a dramatic event has been unfolding about how Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie! HOLY SHIT! Yesterday I was in panic finding out about that skank Angelina and her seducing Brad. At the same time I felt pity for the poor Jenn (she likes her friends to call her that ((((hug)))) hehe), all day I could only think, what is going to happen next? Today I finally was put at ease as I saw my hero Oprah had apparently spoken words of wisdom to both to get the marriage back together! I was so relieved let me tell you, our great celebrities had survived another horrible ordeal that was clearly public business. Without those magazines I truly dunno what I'd do with my spare time, they are just so important and keep us up with all the stories and gossip so vital to living an important and trend setting life.
While the magazines are quite important in the celeb gossip, nothing grabs me as much as those great t.v. shows about celebrities like Entertainment Tonight and Extra! It is shows like E.T. that keep me update to date on the best dressers in the celeb world and on the latest day by day developments of important celeb news like Michael Jackson's trial and Paula Abdul's American Idol scandal! I myself just love hearing about who knows how to dress and who doesn't, I mean it truly defines what I will wear in my life, and shows who of the celebs is dirt cheap like spending ONLY 10 thousand on a dress or suit. I mean what dirty whores are they that they don't spend at least 1 mil on what they wear to the "it" events like the oscars and so forth. Then there are other important events you find out in the celeb news like the Michael Jackson scandal, I couldn't believe my ears when I heard the man who was the true trend-setter in the world of sex changes had done something wrong! I mean COME ON, how could a white woman who used to be a black man, talks so softly, invites little boys over to his playground which is his house, and most of all sings so good be a sexual offender?! Anyways, the celeb t.v. shows like this keep you updated on our trend-setters of today as well like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Paris Hilton comes out being a great role model for young women to be rich, mooch off their parents, not have to have a brain, and have sex on tape with men, its just a great way to spread how girls SHOULD be. Spears we find out through these t.v. shows to be similar giving off an innocent look at first then getting more dirty and wild! There is apparently even a great t.v. show coming about Britney and her tribulations with some random guy (as opposed to all the others she's been with, slept with, and married). I only hope someday I can get a job on a tv show focusing my life on the glory of other people, the true stars of our world, celebrities.
Now while there are always other forms of getting across this valuable news, I just want to finish saying again that without celebs I truly don't know where we'd be. I mean some movies have even pointing out this importance, like the movie Team America. You know its strange, not many people I have talked with got the true point of that movie, which is celebrities determine the fate of our world in the truest sense and that America is the best nation and helps the world so greatly. Anyways, you get the point now, celebrities are what our world revolves around, I only hope we can continue to bask in their reflected glory...