I want to dangle a noble participle...
In the continuing effort to expose myself to all of the world, I offer this Top Ten list as an explaination of my current behaviour. The Top Ten Things I Have Rotted My Brain With...
1) Captain Morgan and Coke
2) Fashion magazines
3) Tostito's Brand Salsa Con Queso
4) Mind numbing, spirit crushing gameshows
5) Fine Young Canibals- The Raw and the Cooked
6) Breast enhancement infomercials
7) Footloose
8) Local news
9) Nougat, caramel, roasted peanuts and milk chocolate
10) Poorly written fantasy novels
For my next list I have exhaustivley researched and rated 'The Top Nine Greatest Toys From 1976-2002'
1) Captain Morgan and Coke
2) Fashion magazines
3) Tostito's Brand Salsa Con Queso
4) Mind numbing, spirit crushing gameshows
5) Fine Young Canibals- The Raw and the Cooked
6) Breast enhancement infomercials
7) Footloose
8) Local news
9) Nougat, caramel, roasted peanuts and milk chocolate
10) Poorly written fantasy novels
For my next list I have exhaustivley researched and rated 'The Top Nine Greatest Toys From 1976-2002'