...keep it up then.
This will be a little bit longer entry in that I am going to not only post my 'Top 10 List of "Humourous" Topics That I Could Easily Live My Life Never Hearing Again' but I am following the FunkyMonkeyButler's lead and wasting my time with some of the links he loves so much. But first, what you all are waiting for...my Top 10 List of "Humourous" Topics That I Could Easily Live My Life Never Hearing Again
1) "Did you ever notice that imigrants often times talk in a humourous manner and occupy menial service jobs?"
2) "Men sure do use the remote alot."
3) Tiny piano players
4) The difficulties of using computer technology
5) The ineptitude of males in romantic relationships
6) Wiping dirty feet on someone's jeans
7) Women's bathroom using habits
8) "I was playing D&D and the funniest thing happened..."
9) "I hope the school is really on fire."
10) The idiosyncrasies of families
A quick note on topic #2, I have made it my New Years resolution to stop using this as my ice breaker at parties.
I checked out the link to the name analysis site and here are the results:
Jon
As Jon, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a
desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and
generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs
requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of
drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a
position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and
likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal
problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can
always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. You enjoy making
others happy and you never let your own problems "get you down" for any
length of time, even though you do tend to worry too much at times. Your
optimism can be a source of inspiration to others as well as yourself. In close
personal relationships you are usually thoughtful and considerate. However,
your natural interest in others, coupled with your sympathetic reaction to
problems, could draw you into emotional situations which may be difficult to get
out of. Health weakness would appear as skin conditions or ailments relative to
the liver. A tendency to overeat quick-energy foods aggravates any health
problems.
About 10% right, maybe. I agree that I do not enjoy meaningless boring jobs, so they nailed that one. And the ailments of the liver could refer to the empty sixer of Guiness sitting next to me, I suppose. On the flip side, I've met more optimistic death row inmates than me and I cannot remember the last time that I was thoughtful or considerate in a personal relationship.
Next time I think I'll stick to fortune cookies, at least that way I get a cookie.
In my next entry, my 'Top Ten Favorite Pieces of Art'.
1) "Did you ever notice that imigrants often times talk in a humourous manner and occupy menial service jobs?"
2) "Men sure do use the remote alot."
3) Tiny piano players
4) The difficulties of using computer technology
5) The ineptitude of males in romantic relationships
6) Wiping dirty feet on someone's jeans
7) Women's bathroom using habits
8) "I was playing D&D and the funniest thing happened..."
9) "I hope the school is really on fire."
10) The idiosyncrasies of families
A quick note on topic #2, I have made it my New Years resolution to stop using this as my ice breaker at parties.
I checked out the link to the name analysis site and here are the results:
Jon
As Jon, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a
desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and
generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs
requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of
drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a
position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and
likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal
problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can
always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. You enjoy making
others happy and you never let your own problems "get you down" for any
length of time, even though you do tend to worry too much at times. Your
optimism can be a source of inspiration to others as well as yourself. In close
personal relationships you are usually thoughtful and considerate. However,
your natural interest in others, coupled with your sympathetic reaction to
problems, could draw you into emotional situations which may be difficult to get
out of. Health weakness would appear as skin conditions or ailments relative to
the liver. A tendency to overeat quick-energy foods aggravates any health
problems.
About 10% right, maybe. I agree that I do not enjoy meaningless boring jobs, so they nailed that one. And the ailments of the liver could refer to the empty sixer of Guiness sitting next to me, I suppose. On the flip side, I've met more optimistic death row inmates than me and I cannot remember the last time that I was thoughtful or considerate in a personal relationship.
Next time I think I'll stick to fortune cookies, at least that way I get a cookie.
In my next entry, my 'Top Ten Favorite Pieces of Art'.