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The Ranger
Chapter 4:
Christian LeLaL'. He had the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. His hair was a golden yellow, or a shimmering black, it changed upon the lighting, but whatever the light was like, his hair was always beautiful. He was born the son of a French merchant named Pierre and a Russian woman by the name of Russia (her family had much national pride.) Growing up Christian was a poor boy and his family could not even afford to buy him love. And so, his family hated him. He was the cause of their financial problems in their eyes, and they were going to make him compensate them. On his 3rd birthday, Christian's parents sold him to the Mexican circus, El Spaniello como Fiesta Grande, and he worked there as an elephant trainer until he was 12. Christian hated his life, but he was a kind and helpful person nonetheless. He slept in the elephant trailer, and lived by the commandments, which were really just a bunch of grafiti written on the sides of the trailer that said:
1. Eye fuck elephants
2. Suck it bitches
3. 267-1908 for a good time
4. 8==================>
5. Jimbo wuz here
6. Big cum makes big love
7. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and makes his penis monstrous.
8. Keep a loose tool and you can't be beat.
9. Get wet.
10. Free vagina exam, ugly women only.
He assumed it must be words of the bible though, as he had heard of the 10 commandments from passerbyers. So, every night, Christian would have gentle anal and oral sex with the elephants, and rose every morning at 1:00 in the morning in hopes of having an enormous wanger, a monument for his beloved God. Well, as you can imagine, putting it up an elephant's butt night after night gives the willie quite a workout, and as it so happens, Christian did receive the honorable penis he so yearned for. Along with this, Christian also began earning money with a second job that opened up for him. Grandmother's and fat chicks all around came to the elephant trailer in hopes for a free vaginal exam. Christian was too kind a boy to turn them away, and so he generously accepted them into his trailer, and he would touch their god awfuls. Christian was a delicate boy, and he was very gentle with the women. They would moan for dear Christian, YEARN for dear Christian. It was not long before the women came to his trailer not for the free exam, but for rough expensive Christian sex. They came by the truckload, each one paying hundreds of dollars at a time, and not just the ugo's, but words spread to the young women, and the sexy women. He became a legend. Soon Christian had enough money, and such a wonderful reputation that he quit the circus and ran off to seek an adventure. He had read books of pirates and knights and wizards while he worked at the circus, and now it was time for his own story to be written. Across desert and through valley, the young Christian travelled all alone. He was only 13. Finally, he found himself a wonderful village of dwarves, elves, and pixies, located about 10 miles East of the New Jersey TurnPike. He lived in a house made of candy, and was adopted by husband and wife pixies who made their livings baking cookies. Reefer cookies. Christian lived here happily for 10 years, but he was lonely. It is true, that his natural charm and sexability made every female elf, dwarf, and pixie gush just by looking at Christian. However, there was only one that he loved. He had fallen in love with one of the elven women, a beautiful slender elf by the name of Amber. He and Amber were both mad about each other, though law of the land would not allow interspecies marriages. Christian's parents could see his despair, and so, one night, when the moon was full, they helped Christian and Amber run off together and wed. Amber and Christian moved to the outskirts of Sweden, where they lived happily for sometime. Once a month, Christian's parents would come to visit the two of them. Oh how they were fond of their son. A year passed, and Christian and Amber were still very much in love. But one day, Christian was at the market shopping for the dinner he would prepare for himself, Amber, and his parents who were being expected that evening. He was buying an assortment of gay swedeish foods, when he glanced over and saw a beautiful woman. He had never seen someone so breathtaking. She was like 2 Amber's and a George Clooney all in one. Without even thinking he walked up to her. She looked over at him. Her eyes caught his, and she was immdiately hooked by his fatal Christian woo-ability. Christian dropped his bags and the two grabbed each other and began with the fuck making right there and then in the middle of the street (several pictures were taken of the two. http://www.pussy.org for photos). The sun began to go down quickly and the moon started to rise. They ran back to Christian and Amber's apartment, tearing at each other's clothes. They entered the bedroom and began fucking, fucking, fucking. Scarlet had never felt such an amazing shag before. Christian was not worried about Amber catching them, she had called earlier in the evening to say she would be late coming home from work, however he had completely forgotten about his parents who were expected. Orgasm after orgasm passed. Suddenly, Christian saw the clock, and remembered his parents were coming. They were due any moment now. Pixies are always exactly on time. He heard a knocking at the door. He and Scarlet fell silent. He jumped out of the bed, threw Scarlet onto the floor, covered her with bedsheets, put on a robe, and went to fetch the door. He opened the door with a smile and said, "Mom, Dad, I'm glad you could come! Sorry I'm in a robe, I completely lost track of-." Christian's parents were not at the door. It was a man in a white suit and a white rimmed hat with a feather. "Who are you?!" Christian asked shockingly. "Your parents will not becoming tonight," the man replied. Christian hesitated. "Did you kill them?!" he said. "No," the man replied. "You need not know where they are right now," the man said with incredible calmness. "The hell I don't, WHERE ARE MY PARENTS?!!!" Christian yelled out. The man handed Christian a letter. "Here," the man said, and he quietly walked down the corridor of the aparment complex. Christian began to run after the man, but he could not find him after the man turned the first corner of the hallway. Tears of hatred and fear began to fill Christian's eyes. He clenched the letter firmly, but then loosened his grip and opened up the envelope. He began to read what was on the parchment. It began, "Hello. My name is The Ranger."
To be continued...
Chapter 4:
Christian LeLaL'. He had the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. His hair was a golden yellow, or a shimmering black, it changed upon the lighting, but whatever the light was like, his hair was always beautiful. He was born the son of a French merchant named Pierre and a Russian woman by the name of Russia (her family had much national pride.) Growing up Christian was a poor boy and his family could not even afford to buy him love. And so, his family hated him. He was the cause of their financial problems in their eyes, and they were going to make him compensate them. On his 3rd birthday, Christian's parents sold him to the Mexican circus, El Spaniello como Fiesta Grande, and he worked there as an elephant trainer until he was 12. Christian hated his life, but he was a kind and helpful person nonetheless. He slept in the elephant trailer, and lived by the commandments, which were really just a bunch of grafiti written on the sides of the trailer that said:
1. Eye fuck elephants
2. Suck it bitches
3. 267-1908 for a good time
4. 8==================>
5. Jimbo wuz here
6. Big cum makes big love
7. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and makes his penis monstrous.
8. Keep a loose tool and you can't be beat.
9. Get wet.
10. Free vagina exam, ugly women only.
He assumed it must be words of the bible though, as he had heard of the 10 commandments from passerbyers. So, every night, Christian would have gentle anal and oral sex with the elephants, and rose every morning at 1:00 in the morning in hopes of having an enormous wanger, a monument for his beloved God. Well, as you can imagine, putting it up an elephant's butt night after night gives the willie quite a workout, and as it so happens, Christian did receive the honorable penis he so yearned for. Along with this, Christian also began earning money with a second job that opened up for him. Grandmother's and fat chicks all around came to the elephant trailer in hopes for a free vaginal exam. Christian was too kind a boy to turn them away, and so he generously accepted them into his trailer, and he would touch their god awfuls. Christian was a delicate boy, and he was very gentle with the women. They would moan for dear Christian, YEARN for dear Christian. It was not long before the women came to his trailer not for the free exam, but for rough expensive Christian sex. They came by the truckload, each one paying hundreds of dollars at a time, and not just the ugo's, but words spread to the young women, and the sexy women. He became a legend. Soon Christian had enough money, and such a wonderful reputation that he quit the circus and ran off to seek an adventure. He had read books of pirates and knights and wizards while he worked at the circus, and now it was time for his own story to be written. Across desert and through valley, the young Christian travelled all alone. He was only 13. Finally, he found himself a wonderful village of dwarves, elves, and pixies, located about 10 miles East of the New Jersey TurnPike. He lived in a house made of candy, and was adopted by husband and wife pixies who made their livings baking cookies. Reefer cookies. Christian lived here happily for 10 years, but he was lonely. It is true, that his natural charm and sexability made every female elf, dwarf, and pixie gush just by looking at Christian. However, there was only one that he loved. He had fallen in love with one of the elven women, a beautiful slender elf by the name of Amber. He and Amber were both mad about each other, though law of the land would not allow interspecies marriages. Christian's parents could see his despair, and so, one night, when the moon was full, they helped Christian and Amber run off together and wed. Amber and Christian moved to the outskirts of Sweden, where they lived happily for sometime. Once a month, Christian's parents would come to visit the two of them. Oh how they were fond of their son. A year passed, and Christian and Amber were still very much in love. But one day, Christian was at the market shopping for the dinner he would prepare for himself, Amber, and his parents who were being expected that evening. He was buying an assortment of gay swedeish foods, when he glanced over and saw a beautiful woman. He had never seen someone so breathtaking. She was like 2 Amber's and a George Clooney all in one. Without even thinking he walked up to her. She looked over at him. Her eyes caught his, and she was immdiately hooked by his fatal Christian woo-ability. Christian dropped his bags and the two grabbed each other and began with the fuck making right there and then in the middle of the street (several pictures were taken of the two. http://www.pussy.org for photos). The sun began to go down quickly and the moon started to rise. They ran back to Christian and Amber's apartment, tearing at each other's clothes. They entered the bedroom and began fucking, fucking, fucking. Scarlet had never felt such an amazing shag before. Christian was not worried about Amber catching them, she had called earlier in the evening to say she would be late coming home from work, however he had completely forgotten about his parents who were expected. Orgasm after orgasm passed. Suddenly, Christian saw the clock, and remembered his parents were coming. They were due any moment now. Pixies are always exactly on time. He heard a knocking at the door. He and Scarlet fell silent. He jumped out of the bed, threw Scarlet onto the floor, covered her with bedsheets, put on a robe, and went to fetch the door. He opened the door with a smile and said, "Mom, Dad, I'm glad you could come! Sorry I'm in a robe, I completely lost track of-." Christian's parents were not at the door. It was a man in a white suit and a white rimmed hat with a feather. "Who are you?!" Christian asked shockingly. "Your parents will not becoming tonight," the man replied. Christian hesitated. "Did you kill them?!" he said. "No," the man replied. "You need not know where they are right now," the man said with incredible calmness. "The hell I don't, WHERE ARE MY PARENTS?!!!" Christian yelled out. The man handed Christian a letter. "Here," the man said, and he quietly walked down the corridor of the aparment complex. Christian began to run after the man, but he could not find him after the man turned the first corner of the hallway. Tears of hatred and fear began to fill Christian's eyes. He clenched the letter firmly, but then loosened his grip and opened up the envelope. He began to read what was on the parchment. It began, "Hello. My name is The Ranger."
To be continued...