O__O;
darkstalker1: so, how's the movie?
theshadowlover: good. XD
theshadowlover: as usual.
darkstalker1: awesome
theshadowlover: ...and they edited out the almost sex scene, wtf.
theshadowlover: that was KEIRA KNIGHTLEY and CLIVE OWEN.
theshadowlover: OH THE PRETTY BABIES THEY WOULD MAKE.
theshadowlover: even though arthur's gay and in love with lancelot. *shrug*
darkstalker1: hehe, yeah
darkstalker1: but keira knightly's hot
theshadowlover: YES.
theshadowlover: very much so.
darkstalker1: hehe, this is why having bi friends is fun
theshadowlover: XDDD
darkstalker1: we can both comment on the hotness of girls and guys
theshadowlover: yes. XD
darkstalker1: so much fun XD
theshadowlover: XDD
theshadowlover: oh wait.
theshadowlover: maybe I was wrong.
theshadowlover: maybe they WILL have the almost sex scene. o.o
darkstalker1: i hope so
theshadowlover: ...ME TOO.
theshadowlover: 'CAUSE UHM...YUM.
darkstalker1: cuz he needs to experiment outside of his gay love
theshadowlover: KEIRA KNIGHTLY HAS REALLY NICE LEGS.
theshadowlover: KNIGHTLEY*
darkstalker1: un
theshadowlover: XDDD
theshadowlover: OOOOH AND LOOK AT THAT, THERE THEY ARE.
theshadowlover: YUMMY
darkstalker1: we're such horny teens, hehe
theshadowlover: I'M NOT SURE WHO I'M MORE JEALOUS OF.
theshadowlover: KEIRA, FOR SITTING IN CLIVE'S LAP AND MAKING OUT WITH HIM.
theshadowlover: OR CLIVE, FOR HAVING KEIRA IN HIS LAP MAKING OUT WITH HIM.
darkstalker1: i'd be more jealous of clive
theshadowlover: AND OOOOH THERE WAS SOME NECKING.
theshadowlover: ah, see, I ADORE clive. XD
darkstalker1: hot
theshadowlover: YES.
darkstalker1: yeah, i know
theshadowlover: XD
darkstalker1: and necking is extremely hot
theshadowlover: YES.
darkstalker1: atleast, to watch. i haven't experienced it first hand ::shrugs::
theshadowlover: ...it's hot, trust me.
darkstalker1: hehe, alright
theshadowlover: XDD
theshadowlover: ...GOD I LOVE THE SOUNDTRACK. ;~;
darkstalker1: hm?
theshadowlover: the soundtrack.
theshadowlover: to King Arthur.
theshadowlover: IS LOOOOOOVE~ <3
darkstalker1: aw, kk
darkstalker1: never actually listened to the soundtrack persay. i've seen the movie tho
theshadowlover: XD
theshadowlover: I LOVE the soundtrack.
theshadowlover: I spazzed out when I bought it.
theshadowlover: ...or got it.
theshadowlover: can't remember which.
darkstalker1: hehe, awesome
theshadowlover: yeah. XD
theshadowlover: http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/55597558/9841167 <--I like the description someone gave this icon. "sasuke smirk of panty devastation"
darkstalker1: ... ::goes to look
darkstalker1: yeah
theshadowlover: XDDDD
darkstalker1: that smirk could definately mess quite a few panties
theshadowlover: yes. XD
darkstalker1: like aja's ne?
darkstalker1: sorry, that was a bit much huh?
theshadowlover: ...no, it was honest.
darkstalker1: ...
theshadowlover: haha, not quite. XD
darkstalker1: >.>
theshadowlover: but it COULD.
theshadowlover: of he were naked.
theshadowlover: and fucking naruto.
theshadowlover: while smirking like that.
theshadowlover: ...OHGODTHEIMAGES.
theshadowlover: *is ded*
darkstalker1: hehe, yeah
theshadowlover: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
darkstalker1: you'd be a big messy pile of dead horny ne?
theshadowlover: yeah. XD;
darkstalker1: nice
theshadowlover: XD
theshadowlover: ch'
theshadowlover: you'd be hard and leaking, so don't talk.
darkstalker1: ...
darkstalker1: fine
theshadowlover: XDDDDDD
theshadowlover: you KNOW it's true.
darkstalker1: and wow, that was rather descriptive
theshadowlover: ch'
theshadowlover: not particularly
theshadowlover: I could be FAR more graphic
darkstalker1: really now?
theshadowlover: yes.
theshadowlover: but I'm not going to.
theshadowlover: so don't ask.
theshadowlover: ...OH, KEIRA WITH VERY LITTLE COVERING HER CHEST.
theshadowlover: YUMMY.
darkstalker1: aw, kk
darkstalker1: hehe, hot
theshadowlover: YEAH.
theshadowlover: JUST A LITTLE.
theshadowlover: and, wow.
theshadowlover: even though the evil dude is played by someone is VERY southern?
theshadowlover: he makes a REALLY GOOD SAXON
darkstalker1: awesome
theshadowlover: yeah. XD
theshadowlover: he's scary. XD
darkstalker1: ...now i'm all turned on cuz of the sasuke and naruto fucking....
theshadowlover: according to interviews that I watched 'cause I'm a loser, he kinda freaked the director's out while he was acting. XD
theshadowlover: AND OH YOU POOR CHILD.
theshadowlover: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL, READING PR0N ALL DAY.
darkstalker1: yeah
darkstalker1: but i don't even have any pron right now
theshadowlover: haha, you get very good at holding it in, though. XD
theshadowlover: I barely even notice, anymore.
darkstalker1: wait, what
theshadowlover: ...uhm, the effects of reading pr0n?
darkstalker1: aw... okay
theshadowlover: what did you THINK I was talking about?
theshadowlover: ...HOCRAPERAGON
darkstalker1: so, if i read lots of pr0n i won't ever have to worry about premature ejactulation?
darkstalker1: and hocraperagonwhat?
theshadowlover: HAHAHAHAHAHAno. not likely.
theshadowlover: and there's something about eragon on TV right now. XD
theshadowlover: AND YEAH.
theshadowlover: HOMIGODCAN'TWAIT.
darkstalker1: aw, sweet
theshadowlover: ERAGOOOOOOON~ *FLAIL*
darkstalker1: on a side note
theshadowlover: hm?
darkstalker1: if tara's mom won't let her come monday
darkstalker1: we're totally going back to the original plan,
darkstalker1: going to see Eragon
theshadowlover: kk
theshadowlover: good
darkstalker1: un
darkstalker1: i just wish she didn't immediately hate movies like that so we could go either way
theshadowlover: yeah.
darkstalker1: ::sigh::
darkstalker1: and i also really dislike how she did the whole "you all should go anyways, i really don't want to go but don't worry about going without me"
theshadowlover: ...--#
darkstalker1: yeah... it bugs me when people do that
darkstalker1: cuz we all know that it doesn't work that way... cuz you can't just forget about someone like that without feeling bad
theshadowlover: ...OHGOD. THERE'S AN EXTENDED EDITION OF THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA. FUCKFUCKFUCK.
theshadowlover: and yeah, it bothers me, too.
darkstalker1: lol, that's cool
theshadowlover: YES.
darkstalker1: my god
darkstalker1: satan is having a huge halloween party
theshadowlover: ...uhm?
darkstalker1: and the catholic church is pissed cuz they didn't get invited, so they tried to call the firemashal on him
theshadowlover: ...okay...
darkstalker1: but the firemarshal got invited
theshadowlover: wtf are you watching?
theshadowlover: ...NO LANCELOT. O_O TRISTRAM!
theshadowlover: BAD SAXONS, BAD.
darkstalker1: southpark
theshadowlover: NO TREAT FOR YOU.
darkstalker1: and yeah, fucking evil saxons
theshadowlover: ...ah, kk.
theshadowlover: ...LANCELOOOOOOOOOOOOT~ ;~;
theshadowlover: ...MEEEEEW~
darkstalker1: TT____TT
theshadowlover: YEAH.
theshadowlover: he hasn't died yet, but...
theshadowlover: ...STUPID SAXONS.
theshadowlover: YOU SUCK.
theshadowlover: GO AWAY.
darkstalker1: ::huggles::
theshadowlover: SINK.
theshadowlover: SOMETHING.
theshadowlover: ...XDDD;
theshadowlover: sorry
darkstalker1: it'll be okay
theshadowlover: BOOYA ARTHUR.
darkstalker1: he'll have lots of gay sex in heaven
theshadowlover: ...YES HE WILL.
theshadowlover: ONCE ARTHUR DIES.
darkstalker1: he'll get practice until then
theshadowlover: ...
theshadowlover: NO 'CAUSE THAT'D BE ADULTERY AND THEN HE'D GO TO HELL.
darkstalker1: so when arthur does die, lancelot will be able to make him hard with barely touching him
darkstalker1: no, it'll be okay
theshadowlover: ...okay.
darkstalker1: jesus is gonna teach him how to have awesome gay sex
theshadowlover: ...OOOH, NO.
theshadowlover: ARTHUR JUST SAW LANCELOT INJURED.
theshadowlover: MEEEEEW~ ;~;
darkstalker1: why do you watch the sad endings?
theshadowlover: DO NOT GET INFECTED WITH THE EMOSTIGMA, ARTHUR.
theshadowlover: LANCELOT WOULDN'T WANT THAT FOR YOU.
darkstalker1: don't be sad
darkstalker1: be angry and kill everyone instead
theshadowlover: ...sounds good.
theshadowlover: BAD ARTHUR.
theshadowlover: NO GO EMO.
theshadowlover: annnnnd the wedding.
darkstalker1: ::petpet::
theshadowlover: eh.
theshadowlover: ...NO HE'S BURNING.
theshadowlover: ...and noooow the wedding. XD;
theshadowlover: LOVE TO THE SOUNDTRACK.
theshadowlover: LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.
darkstalker1: hehe
theshadowlover: xddd
theshadowlover: XDDD&
darkstalker1: good, enjoy the music and don't be emo either
theshadowlover: **
theshadowlover: GOD.
theshadowlover: MOFO.
theshadowlover: GO FUCK YOURSELF MIKEY.
theshadowlover: AND I NO BE EMO.
theshadowlover: EMO AJA IS BAD.
theshadowlover: AJA NO BE EMOSTIGMA'ED.
theshadowlover: ...I love the ending, though. XD;
darkstalker1: good
theshadowlover: XDDD
darkstalker1: i don't want aja to be emostigma'ed
theshadowlover: eh.
theshadowlover: not gonna happen. XD
theshadowlover: I won't let it.
darkstalker1: good
theshadowlover: :D
theshadowlover: ...GOD THOSE ARE PRETTY HORSES.
theshadowlover: IF I WERE INTO BEASTIALITY? I'D TOTALLY DO THEM.
theshadowlover: ...
theshadowlover: ...I'M GOING TO GO TAKE MY MEDICATION, NOW. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NONE.
darkstalker1: poor Arthur....
theshadowlover: yeah. *sigh*
darkstalker1: "I don't like anything that puts a man on his knees.... accept...you know"
darkstalker1: that's how it should've been
theshadowlover: ...blowjobs. >.>
theshadowlover: I know. XD
darkstalker1: hehe
darkstalker1: hmm, i never really thought about that before
theshadowlover: hm?
darkstalker1: there are 2 main reasons that people get on their knees, praying and sucking dick
darkstalker1: so, when you're praying is it like ur sucking god's dick?
theshadowlover: ...
theshadowlover: that's an odd thought.
theshadowlover: PEOPLE ALSO GET FUCKED ON THEIR KNEES.
darkstalker1: un
darkstalker1: see
darkstalker1: so it's like praying and having sex are sooo close
theshadowlover: ...hm.
theshadowlover: interesting.
darkstalker1: ew
darkstalker1: i hate taco bell
theshadowlover: ...I like taco bell, actually.
darkstalker1: eh, to each their own i suppose
darkstalker1: i just don't really care for tacos ::shrugs::
theshadowlover: ...EW. THAT'S A NASTY COMMERCIAL.
theshadowlover: and wow.
theshadowlover: I LOVE TACOS.
darkstalker1: ::avoids lesbian joke::
theshadowlover: ...good boy.
darkstalker1: hey, i like hot dogs
darkstalker1: you can make all the gay jokes you want about that
darkstalker1: hell, i often gesture towards them like a phallis while eating them
darkstalker1: and why the hell am i proud of that?
theshadowlover: ...no idea. XD
AND OMG. THE ONE TIME I'M GOING TO USE MY HORNY MOOD? THE PICTURE DOESN'T WORK AND THE MOODTHEME EDITOR WON'T LET ME CHANGE IT.
ASLKDFASDKFASKFJ DDDDDDX
in other news.
I have apparently been cheating on ignored_tears with shannonsu. and until this very afternoon? I didn't even KNOW.
the world sure is an amazing place.