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I blog far too much, for anyone to bother with commenting. I <3 Urban Dictonary. Let see what I got for a seacr on MERCEDES
lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.
Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.
the greatest car manufacturer EVER
As I take the turn in my twin turbo V12 2003 S600 I am reminded that I am rich, and you are just a piece of shit compared to me. don't get my car dirty
The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.
Mercedes was Jewish, Hitler was an idiot.
The baddest girl rapper out there, go get her album.
Mercedes cd is some hardcore shit.
my daugther's name
mercedez cray So true
An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.
The trans went in my Mercedes again.
The greatest ever testament to the genious that is German engineering.
A car that:
Looks great
Drives great
Has a sweet interior
Will run for at least 20 years without major problems
Is quite expensive but worth it
Mercedes is the best car ever!!!
A car usually favored by those of upper-class lifestyles.
The multi-millionaire rode his mercedes down the road.
lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.
Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.
the greatest car manufacturer EVER
As I take the turn in my twin turbo V12 2003 S600 I am reminded that I am rich, and you are just a piece of shit compared to me. don't get my car dirty
The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.
Mercedes was Jewish, Hitler was an idiot.
The baddest girl rapper out there, go get her album.
Mercedes cd is some hardcore shit.
my daugther's name
mercedez cray So true
An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.
The trans went in my Mercedes again.
The greatest ever testament to the genious that is German engineering.
A car that:
Looks great
Drives great
Has a sweet interior
Will run for at least 20 years without major problems
Is quite expensive but worth it
Mercedes is the best car ever!!!
A car usually favored by those of upper-class lifestyles.
The multi-millionaire rode his mercedes down the road.