Jun 09, 2003 02:35
FOOTPRINTS CAN BE MOST THREATENING IN A VARIETY OF SITUATIONS.
THESE SITUATIONS CAN INCLUDE SPECKLINGS OR EVEN MULTITUDES OF THE FOLLOWING:
UNDER HOT PURSUIT BY DOGGED LAW AUTHORITIES / GRIZZLY BEARS / GRIZZLY MARMOSETS / BEDPAN HAMSTERS.
WHEN IN THE WOODS AND THE CAVEMEN ARE FISHING FOR YOUNG TROLLS LIKE YOURSELF.
WALKING DOWN THE STREETS, UNDER MELODRAMATIC THOUGHTS OF LOSING YOUR ATOMICAL COHERANCY AND/OR GRAMMATICAL CORRECTNESS.
PLEASE, UNDERSTAND IF ON OCCASION THE FOLLOWING UTTERANCE IS HEARD OVER THE DIN OF CIVILIZATION:
"OH HELL'S FUCKING BELLS, I AM RAPIDLY LOSING SIGHT OF AUDIBLE UNDERSTANDING!"
THIS ALSO IMPLIES A FIRST-RATE CRITICAL REVIEW!
THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF "REVIEW DAY". PLEASE DISREGARD THE ABOVE, IT WILL NOT APPEAR ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS!