My Fast Has a Problem...With Daylight Savings

[thermobaric]

Those of you that are reading this are probably aware of this point already, but I'm going to reiterate it for the sake of completeness: My brain does not work in the morning. I am in full auto-pilot until around lunch time. Everything I do, from taking a shower to driving to work, is all a rote repetition of a carefully scripted chain of events

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[monohielo]

"He's great in normal speed too. Something about that accent and listening to a guy that is WAY too upbeat for his own good makes me smile."

If you are going to be gay, please just come completely out of the closet. There is no need to make subtle references to how much you like watching men exercise... assuming that it actually is an exercise video, that is :)

[thermobaric]

We'll see who's laughing when I can grate cheese with my abs! :-p

[monohielo]

Rubbing your belly against a man's lower back is not "grating cheese," it doesn't matter how many times he tells you that it is.

[thermobaric]

I don't think there's a more gay word in the english language than "belly". Just looking at it made my ass clench.

[monohielo]

Having a hard time containing your excitment? It really wasn't my intention to turn you on.

[thermobaric]

I'm having a hard time containing all the Vaseline you crammed up there last time you put roofies in my beer. Use KY next time would you please?