Sep 21, 2006 13:34
Many people feel that lawyers and our current judicial system are ruining the US of A. I believe a common reference to lawyers is "Blood-sucking vampires." Well, a thought occurred to me.
Vapires, in D&D have the following ability:
"Blood Drain (Ex): A vampire can suck blood from a living victim with its fangs by making a successful grapple check. If it pins the foe, it drains blood, dealing 1d4 points of Constitution drain each round the pin is maintained. On each such successful attack, the vampire gains 5 temporary hit points." (copyright Wizards of the Coast SRD)
One of the main things that governs our country is our Constitution. Sad how blood-sucking vampires are draining it away slowly-but-surely and gaining from it! >.<
The only ways in D&D to restore ability drain?
Restoration
Restoration, Greater
Miracle
(I may be missing one)
I'm gonna guess that "Restoration" in terms of a political Constitution would actually be.. Revolution? Hey, know any clerics that can cast Revolution?
*ponders*