Oh, this is just ridiculous. Monsters and villagers and crazy scientists? Really? The next person who thinks they're a scientist and comes near me is getting kicked in the face.

So who's uncursed?

At least none of those crazy villager-types have figured out I'm not entirely human yet. God, I hate curses.

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I really hope not all other officers of the force are perverts, overly surveillant or corrupt. If they still are tomorrow, I'll have to quit my job.

Seems I'm on the run from the police today. Again. Who else?

[ police filter ]
I'll be back on duty tomorrow.