FUCK SHITTY MUSIC!
The cock huffing lead singer/Fred Durst's bitch from Puddle of Mudd got
charges pressed aganist him for spousel abbuse. Does she like the way you smack her
face?
Nickelback wants to be Creed.
Creed sucks.
Creed is a sad paraody of an 80s rock band and a buncha Pearl Jam wanna-bes, they
need to realize ths and stop...fast. They think it's art.
Meanwhile, their Jesus Christ/Jim Morrison wannabe lead singer was in a car accident
and wasn't even injuired but he cancelled a whole damn tour. Yeah, the "Christian" will
challenge Fat Durst to a boxing match, but he gets in a finder bender and he cancels
two month of touring. Wait a second, thank God.
Tomahawk is opening for TOOL! I'm going.
Apparently, Fred Durst and those other guys in Limp Bizkit rented the Pink Mansion, (in
the back of the Beverly Hills Hotel) to audition guitar players from other bands. The list
of try outs were: Buckethead, Dave Navaro, Mikey from Soulfly, and Dino from Fear
Factory. They finally
settled on Mike Smith from Snot/the Start. Killer dudes.
Oh, but wait, that's right...Fred is gonna play guitar himself. KILLER DUDE.
Hey, David Grohl, tell Courney Love to overdose already so we can get our GODDAMN
NIRVANA BOXSET.
'The Knot' are finally going to ditch their masks. That's the smartest thing they've done
since they ....wait, eh, that's the only smart thing they've ever done. Word is, when
the masks are removed, a massive face mask of jizz will be under that.
Why is it that 'The Knot' has 189,678 members but sounds like 5?
Speaking of Slipknot, their record label is shutting down, some fat kids in orange jump
suits that call each other names like "tub of shit" and "ass face" will have someone's
ass for this.
Johnathan Davis had this to say about Puddle of Mudd: "I love Puddle." Nevermind, he
was talking about a puddle of jizz.
In other Korn news, Johnathan says the new tour will be 'Even More Brutal And
Awesome' Hey bro, don't make promises you can't keep. Weren't you the one that said
'Follow the Leader' was going to be an "awesome album." Exactly.
Our buddy Fred Durst might be moving to New York City instead of England due to new
airline regulations. None of the major airlines are allowing large quantities of lard to be
flown overseas. Damn.
Summersonic festival (in Japan) lineup has recently been announced: Guns N’ Roses,
The Offspring, Nofx, Morrissey, The Hives, Rival Schools, Cave In, The Icarus Line, and
a bunch of other bands are gonna play and then try to get all Rivers Cuomo on the
local chicks.
Fuck Carrot top.
As you mean know, Kelly Osbourne recorded a cover of "Papa Don't Preach." Somehow
Incubus was involved I hear. Why am I not surprised? They let every other band hang
on their ball sack. However, I get the feeling that they were involved in pregnanting
Kelly and the song is Kelly's way of telling Ozzy to keep the baby! Scandalous!
Alien Ant Farm still haven't spent the two fat dudes in the band to fat camp with the
millions they made from selling out and releasing a cover song as a single and becoming
whores. Get on that guys.
Speaking of AAF, tell that fat ass bass player with the oversized woodstained bass that
snorting Ajax will stop those stupid faces he makes.
My opinion on the new Korn video: Ok, first off, as much as you fucking geeks wish you
were, you guys aren’t and never will be as good as Tool or even Nine Inch Nails. They
even got worms and shit in their video. Trent already did that like ten years ago. Oh,
and your bass
player wears Pony PJ’s out in public, go the fuck home.
The guy with the bad "hardcore" tats in Blink 182 now thinks he’s Tommy Lee. His drum
set
actually spins upside down and shoots fire out - yeah talk about wack. They’ve been
worrying more about their clothing labels than their songwriting.
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT SHIT BAND “Hoobastank” GET AWAY WITH COMPLETELY
RIPPING OFF A RIFF FROM “NEW NOISE” AND NOT GET NAILED FOR IT? SOMEBODY
STAB THESE INCUBUS DONG HUFFING DORKS. DO WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER INCUBUS?
R. Kelly will eat your ass if you’re young and ripe.
Fuck Incubus
Fuck Carrottop
Damon from Blur/Gorillaz also had some things to say about the Strokes. "Shall I tell you
the problem? The Strokes. Very good band, nice melodies - they've got everything
required at that age to make good music. But you know, they're not the only good
band in the world, and as soon as they make a mistake, you bury them. And they will
make a mistake. We all make mistakes." Yeah like going to see the Gorillaz live
-Someone please tell me why that fat ass Fred Durst wanna be from
POD just did a song with Nappy Roots? More importantly, please tell me why is fat ass
is in the video so much..being fat.
-Pressure 4-5 just lost two of it's members-- thank God.
-How many bands will Incubus let hang on their sellout nuts? First Hoobastank and now
Brandon's (the guy who needs to put his shirt back on and stop marketing that to sell
more records to teenys that think he's hot") brother's band, AudioVent.
-More importantly, why does that guy from Hoobastank hold his mic like it's a cock he's
sucking?
-"Why am I running away?" CAUSE YOUR MUSIC IS FUCKING UNORIGINAL AND IT
SUCKS!
-That guy from Dashboard Confessional (Chris Carrabba) said some funny shit in Rolling
Stone. Yeah, he says he has a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar..but, that's not all..HE'S
GOING TO MARRY HER. Oh but don't worry, he makes sure he points out "I'm not a
stalker." Even though she's "so beautiful" and even though he brought the FUCKING
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE BOXSET. Dude, your worse than these teenys that want Dryden's dick. Your never going to get Sarah Michelle Gellar's gash.
GET IN REALITY. You know this guy totally wacked off to the MTV Movie Awards this
year. Hey bro, Ozma wrote a song about Natalie Portman, but they don't didn't say
they were gonna fucking marry her! Losers.
-Why the fuck is Queens of the Stone Age on the new Tough Enough Soundtrack? Why
the fuck is Weezer even on there? Yeah, let's wrestle while listening to "O Lisa." WHAT
THE FUCK ARE WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
-So after touring across the nation and stealing thousand's of guitar riffs and making
thousands of people give up their day, stand in the cold and give up eating to audition
Fat Durst has made up his mind he's going to use a "much more famous" guitarists...oh,
but wait, tubbo changed his mind again. So he can prove he is even less talented, he's
gonna now play guitar for Limp Bizkit. Oh great, another fat ass with a stringed
instrument.
-The dude from The White Stripes fucked Winonna Ryder. I guess that's better than
fucking and marrying your sister though.
-Fuck that Avil Whatever the fuck her name is bitch that thinks she's punk. You know,
the bitch that sings that 'Complicated' song. What is probably 'complicated' for that
bitch is making toast. She's worse than Pink.
charges pressed aganist him for spousel abbuse. Does she like the way you smack her
face?
Nickelback wants to be Creed.
Creed sucks.
Creed is a sad paraody of an 80s rock band and a buncha Pearl Jam wanna-bes, they
need to realize ths and stop...fast. They think it's art.
Meanwhile, their Jesus Christ/Jim Morrison wannabe lead singer was in a car accident
and wasn't even injuired but he cancelled a whole damn tour. Yeah, the "Christian" will
challenge Fat Durst to a boxing match, but he gets in a finder bender and he cancels
two month of touring. Wait a second, thank God.
Tomahawk is opening for TOOL! I'm going.
Apparently, Fred Durst and those other guys in Limp Bizkit rented the Pink Mansion, (in
the back of the Beverly Hills Hotel) to audition guitar players from other bands. The list
of try outs were: Buckethead, Dave Navaro, Mikey from Soulfly, and Dino from Fear
Factory. They finally
settled on Mike Smith from Snot/the Start. Killer dudes.
Oh, but wait, that's right...Fred is gonna play guitar himself. KILLER DUDE.
Hey, David Grohl, tell Courney Love to overdose already so we can get our GODDAMN
NIRVANA BOXSET.
'The Knot' are finally going to ditch their masks. That's the smartest thing they've done
since they ....wait, eh, that's the only smart thing they've ever done. Word is, when
the masks are removed, a massive face mask of jizz will be under that.
Why is it that 'The Knot' has 189,678 members but sounds like 5?
Speaking of Slipknot, their record label is shutting down, some fat kids in orange jump
suits that call each other names like "tub of shit" and "ass face" will have someone's
ass for this.
Johnathan Davis had this to say about Puddle of Mudd: "I love Puddle." Nevermind, he
was talking about a puddle of jizz.
In other Korn news, Johnathan says the new tour will be 'Even More Brutal And
Awesome' Hey bro, don't make promises you can't keep. Weren't you the one that said
'Follow the Leader' was going to be an "awesome album." Exactly.
Our buddy Fred Durst might be moving to New York City instead of England due to new
airline regulations. None of the major airlines are allowing large quantities of lard to be
flown overseas. Damn.
Summersonic festival (in Japan) lineup has recently been announced: Guns N’ Roses,
The Offspring, Nofx, Morrissey, The Hives, Rival Schools, Cave In, The Icarus Line, and
a bunch of other bands are gonna play and then try to get all Rivers Cuomo on the
local chicks.
Fuck Carrot top.
As you mean know, Kelly Osbourne recorded a cover of "Papa Don't Preach." Somehow
Incubus was involved I hear. Why am I not surprised? They let every other band hang
on their ball sack. However, I get the feeling that they were involved in pregnanting
Kelly and the song is Kelly's way of telling Ozzy to keep the baby! Scandalous!
Alien Ant Farm still haven't spent the two fat dudes in the band to fat camp with the
millions they made from selling out and releasing a cover song as a single and becoming
whores. Get on that guys.
Speaking of AAF, tell that fat ass bass player with the oversized woodstained bass that
snorting Ajax will stop those stupid faces he makes.
My opinion on the new Korn video: Ok, first off, as much as you fucking geeks wish you
were, you guys aren’t and never will be as good as Tool or even Nine Inch Nails. They
even got worms and shit in their video. Trent already did that like ten years ago. Oh,
and your bass
player wears Pony PJ’s out in public, go the fuck home.
The guy with the bad "hardcore" tats in Blink 182 now thinks he’s Tommy Lee. His drum
set
actually spins upside down and shoots fire out - yeah talk about wack. They’ve been
worrying more about their clothing labels than their songwriting.
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT SHIT BAND “Hoobastank” GET AWAY WITH COMPLETELY
RIPPING OFF A RIFF FROM “NEW NOISE” AND NOT GET NAILED FOR IT? SOMEBODY
STAB THESE INCUBUS DONG HUFFING DORKS. DO WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER INCUBUS?
R. Kelly will eat your ass if you’re young and ripe.
Fuck Incubus
Fuck Carrottop
Damon from Blur/Gorillaz also had some things to say about the Strokes. "Shall I tell you
the problem? The Strokes. Very good band, nice melodies - they've got everything
required at that age to make good music. But you know, they're not the only good
band in the world, and as soon as they make a mistake, you bury them. And they will
make a mistake. We all make mistakes." Yeah like going to see the Gorillaz live
-Someone please tell me why that fat ass Fred Durst wanna be from
POD just did a song with Nappy Roots? More importantly, please tell me why is fat ass
is in the video so much..being fat.
-Pressure 4-5 just lost two of it's members-- thank God.
-How many bands will Incubus let hang on their sellout nuts? First Hoobastank and now
Brandon's (the guy who needs to put his shirt back on and stop marketing that to sell
more records to teenys that think he's hot") brother's band, AudioVent.
-More importantly, why does that guy from Hoobastank hold his mic like it's a cock he's
sucking?
-"Why am I running away?" CAUSE YOUR MUSIC IS FUCKING UNORIGINAL AND IT
SUCKS!
-That guy from Dashboard Confessional (Chris Carrabba) said some funny shit in Rolling
Stone. Yeah, he says he has a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar..but, that's not all..HE'S
GOING TO MARRY HER. Oh but don't worry, he makes sure he points out "I'm not a
stalker." Even though she's "so beautiful" and even though he brought the FUCKING
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE BOXSET. Dude, your worse than these teenys that want Dryden's dick. Your never going to get Sarah Michelle Gellar's gash.
GET IN REALITY. You know this guy totally wacked off to the MTV Movie Awards this
year. Hey bro, Ozma wrote a song about Natalie Portman, but they don't didn't say
they were gonna fucking marry her! Losers.
-Why the fuck is Queens of the Stone Age on the new Tough Enough Soundtrack? Why
the fuck is Weezer even on there? Yeah, let's wrestle while listening to "O Lisa." WHAT
THE FUCK ARE WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
-So after touring across the nation and stealing thousand's of guitar riffs and making
thousands of people give up their day, stand in the cold and give up eating to audition
Fat Durst has made up his mind he's going to use a "much more famous" guitarists...oh,
but wait, tubbo changed his mind again. So he can prove he is even less talented, he's
gonna now play guitar for Limp Bizkit. Oh great, another fat ass with a stringed
instrument.
-The dude from The White Stripes fucked Winonna Ryder. I guess that's better than
fucking and marrying your sister though.
-Fuck that Avil Whatever the fuck her name is bitch that thinks she's punk. You know,
the bitch that sings that 'Complicated' song. What is probably 'complicated' for that
bitch is making toast. She's worse than Pink.