WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE FUCKING SNAKES FALLING FROM THE SKY?!

Okay. I am NEVER DRNKING ALCOHOL AGAIN AS LONG AS I FUCKING LIVE!

...and will somebody please explain all the fish?

Hmph. Finally caught the wiseguy who stole my journal. Not funny!

They're alive again. Lord Eliwood, Ninian, Raven and that crazy wolf.

There, now you can't say I never did you people any favors.

Everything is ready. Now, watch me bring back the lost souls of our Lord Eliwood and dragon priestess Ninian!

( Some silly quiz thing. )

PEOPLE!

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON A REVIVAL MISSION!

STOP HAVING SEX!

All right, everyone listen up. I'm going to figure out a way to revive Lord Eliwood and Ninian, but I will need your help ( Read more... )

Dear fuckwits with no morals or brains whatsoever,

As soon as we're all finished banding together to get back at Lucius and kick Nergal's ass, I'm sending you all to hell.

No love, Kent.

So, you prance around having sex with Erk, Serra and Raven, have a child out of wedlock, and type in all caps and "leet speek"?!

That is immoral!! Everyone who is having orgies stop right now or else!! *cracks whip*

Of course, if Lady Lyndis would have sex with me I'd drop my morals. WHY WON'T SHE LOVE ME?! *angst* *woe* *drama* *weep* *emo* * ( Read more... )