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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stephen!

1. You can tell if Stephen has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
2. Stephen is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Stephen.
3. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Stephen!
4. Stephen is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
5. Stephen can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
6. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Stephen.
7. Stephenomancy is the art of telling the future with Stephen.
8. Czar Paul I banished Stephen to Siberia for marching out of step.
9. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Stephen with his left foot.
10. Stephenolatry is the mindless worship of Stephen.

I protest! I will not be held responsible for Scientology! And I never march out of step :-P Though, this "Stephenolatry" has promise...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about UD Drumline!

1. If you kiss UD Drumline for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
2. If you lick UD Drumline ten times, you will consume one calorie.
3. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in UD Drumline!
4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink UD Drumline!
5. UD Drumline will always turn right when leaving a cave!
6. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil UD Drumline!
7. It took UD Drumline 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
8. US gold coins used to say 'In UD Drumline we trust'.
9. UD Drumline are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
10. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention UD Drumline.

See that? We gots Biblical props. werd.

Just for shits:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Colin!

1. Colin has a bifurcated penis.
2. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Colin!
3. Colin was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
4. If you chew gum while peeling Colin then it will stop you from crying.
5. Colin was declared extinct in 1902.
6. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Colin!
7. Scientists have discovered that Colin can smell the presence of autism in children!
8. If you kiss Colin for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
9. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Colin!
10. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Colin, and 400 times smaller.

Aaaaaand:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Polar Bear Plunge!

1. Polar Bear Plunge is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
2. Polar Bear Plunge is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp.
3. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Polar Bear Plunge.
4. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Polar Bear Plunge!
5. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Polar Bear Plunge!
6. Ideally, Polar Bear Plunge should be stored on its side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
7. It is impossible to fold Polar Bear Plunge more than seven times.
8. Polar Bear Plunge can taste with its feet!
9. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Polar Bear Plunge.
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Polar Bear Plunge can not!

Which reminds me, Polar Bear Plunge is Feb 5th, so if anyone has any money they can donate to the cause, hit me up! (the cause being Special Olympics of Delaware). Also, there was something weird with the login to livejournal, I'll post it later.