Taste my iron first biotches!!

[theredbomb]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In January I stole themadsplatter's purse (-30 points). Last month sweetasaeclaire and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I donated bone marrow to shadowcrystal42 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I gave myst1060 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-369 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
theredbomb

Any takers?