an open letter to jill.
dear jillian annette jellison,
i've been thinking about you lately. i don't think i've ever missed someone as much as i miss you right now. i really don't understand what happened. oh wait, yeah i do. your fiancé is a super douche. he's thirty, but acts like a jealous high schooler. seriously, what the fuck? did he brainwash you? where did you go? i miss your childishness, and your ridiculousness. i miss the way you folded your trash. who else does that? why the fuck would i even miss that? i miss your eyebrow ring and your snorts. i miss our friendship, and i hate how it just died. it just seems so terrible to me that we were so close and now it's like we don't even know each other.
-brandon.
i've been thinking about you lately. i don't think i've ever missed someone as much as i miss you right now. i really don't understand what happened. oh wait, yeah i do. your fiancé is a super douche. he's thirty, but acts like a jealous high schooler. seriously, what the fuck? did he brainwash you? where did you go? i miss your childishness, and your ridiculousness. i miss the way you folded your trash. who else does that? why the fuck would i even miss that? i miss your eyebrow ring and your snorts. i miss our friendship, and i hate how it just died. it just seems so terrible to me that we were so close and now it's like we don't even know each other.
-brandon.