I'll be your song.

[theredbamboo]

I'll be your song. Play me over and over. YES! It would be like Fantasia... but with orgasms? Lite me up... hahaha. I'm savin' all my love now for someone whos lovin' me. Some people will just always be the coolest people I've ever known. Great minds like cheese grow more tastee with time. Mmmmm tasty brains... zombies... mmmm... Awww sweetie it's because I love you that I must eat your brains. It's an amazing thing... love... I tend to sacrifice my mind for love lots. Reason? What? I love these people. Merry Christmas and thank you for making mine the best existence ever. Sure the lows are extreme but when life's good... it's fuckin great. It even fuckin sucks right now. Look at this Christmas cheer. You'll find life is still worthwile if you just smile but I just can't smile without you. I'm sooooo giddy!! HAHAHAHA. FEET! And I shall marry and off to Switzerland I go. Wish me luck! Or maybe Peru. Japan? I'll be everywhere if you need me ok? Easy to find.

Who wants another serving of chum?

When you have no goals... you are never disappointed.

New song dedicated for me... the one I'm listening to right now. Thanks Alex! Muah!

I spent so many nights feelin' sorry for myself. I used to cry...

You can NEVER have too many socks.

Rules of the sock:
If it has a hole... its mine.

If I take it... it's mine

If it's mine... it's mine

If it smells good... it's mine

These rules apply to everything else too... damnit.

Oh how I need someone to watch over me.

Don we now our gay apparel.

I am so... gay. (and I love it!)