The weirdest spam I ever received
I'm going through my inbox today, clearing out old messages, and I was reminded of this old spam email I got sometime in 2007:
This is an automated response. There is not a tone for your to leave a message. There is no one to return you message. This is it.
This email address has died a nasty, tortured death. There is no point in beating it now that it's dead. Please find some other address to electronically attack, stalk, and/or send graphically offensive email's to.
If you are the owner of this email address, then you should contact the owner of this domain so that we may take you out back, and flog you mercilessly for neglecting your email. Next time, remember to feed and water it.
If you know the owner of this email account and believe you have received this message in error, then you are sadly mistaken. Don't bother this administrator
It seems like the complete opposite of those typical spam emails designed at harvesting emails, you know? Anyone else ever get this one?
This is an automated response. There is not a tone for your to leave a message. There is no one to return you message. This is it.
This email address has died a nasty, tortured death. There is no point in beating it now that it's dead. Please find some other address to electronically attack, stalk, and/or send graphically offensive email's to.
If you are the owner of this email address, then you should contact the owner of this domain so that we may take you out back, and flog you mercilessly for neglecting your email. Next time, remember to feed and water it.
If you know the owner of this email account and believe you have received this message in error, then you are sadly mistaken. Don't bother this administrator
It seems like the complete opposite of those typical spam emails designed at harvesting emails, you know? Anyone else ever get this one?