Riff \o/

[there_be_two]

The Birds Do It, The Bees Do It, aka Jiz essayed so now I must, as well.

WARNING! This essay contains SPOILERS for all of Godchild THROUGH VOLUME 8. If you are one of those people who does not want to be THOROUGHLY AND LOVINGLY DESPOILED-- I MEAN, THOROUGHLY SPOILED, do not click this cut. Do not read this essay. TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN

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[aquatofana]

Why do I have the best castmates ever.

[there_be_two]

Because… we all want to fuck you? I mean. Hurt you? I MEAN LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU. YES.

[aquatofana]

Obviously.

[there_be_two]

Also, Jiz is my inspiration :(

[like_im_blind]

Soooo, about that third date. :D?

[there_be_two]

huhuhuhuhuhuhu

JUST WAIT UNTIL WE WHORE FOR YOUR SHOUTA BOYFRIEND

[like_im_blind]

NO ONE WILL APP HIM THIS I KNOW :(

[there_be_two]

THEY WILL TOTALLY APP HIM

BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND THUS WILL LOVE THEM

AND EVERYONE WANTS MY LOVE

…right?

[merrybout]

Guys guys guys you're all making me jealous of your incredibly fucked up stories :( I was like "o/ I WANNA ESSAY TOO" and then I realized that Merry is sane. Dammit!

[like_im_blind]

BE GLAD THAT YOU'RE THE SANE ONE

[merrybout]

but insanity makes for better stories and more "lol kaori yuki".

[there_be_two]

You can essay on how she is not incestuous. Except when Uncle Neil presses her face to his crotch. It will be a fascinating essay and nobody will believe you because it's Kaori Yuki.

[persniktity]

... I miss the lambs.

I hate you all for slowly sucking me back into Kaori Yuki.

[like_im_blind]

:D

[persniktity]

*STAB

[like_im_blind]

iyaaaaaan

[wave_report]

Forget the essay, I just want to know where Kaori Yuki got her statistics from. I mean, what, was there some kind of Victorian Butler Sexuality Survey?

[like_im_blind]

I GUESS THERE WAS

[there_be_two]

It's from a letter someone sent her about… homosexual butlers, apparently.

I DON'T KNOW, MAN. I DON'T KNOW.