My
Onion horoscope:
Hands-free cell phones may not be any safer or less distracting than regular cell phones, but they will be your only option after next week's car accident.
THX FOR HELPING WITH THE DRIVING ANXIETY, ONION. THX SO MUCH.
I'm going to the
VanDungeon AGM tonight (you should too! We will be voting on things! And electing people! Or
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