O. M. G.
Best overheard in A Very Long Time.
From the Possibly Apocryphal Sondheim Project "Where There's Fags There's Fire"
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007482.html Gay in cab: Hey, look, it's a fiiireman!
Fireman: Hey, it's a fag in a cab!
Gay in cab: Are there any more firemen?
Fireman: Are there any more fags in the cab?
--319 W 48th St
Overheard by: gianni jones
SRSLY.
I'm going to the bf's farewell dinner (from his old job) tonight. Because we are going to Sin City straight directly afterwards, I will be in my binder and wearing my collar (we'll see if I can actually go through with that part). He keeps telling me it's just as freaky for him to walk around in his DM shirt and leathers, and I keep telling him that none of those things are a big fucking leather dog collar with a D ring and chains hanging off it! This might be a cognitive thing, like how he doesn't get the necessity of exclusive spaces in an inclusive society.
ALSO, I find it funny the way some people use "vanilla" (adjective) as an insult or pejorative, while using "straight" as the "respectful" version. I don't consider the two concepts connected at all.
I wanted to do things today, on my free day! I should go do them.
Bye.
PS: I ♥ HERALDRY. OKAY.
PPS: The lyrics of this song remind me of "Avalanche"--just the structure, not the content.