Randy Moss is from outer space

[thepunmaster]

So I was on espn.com yesterday, and I happened to read about Randy Moss denying allegations that he had assaulted a woman. Now, I make no claims about the man's guilt or innocence, but I would like to point out one salient fact: Randy Moss was sent to earth from outer space for some devious purpose, but his training lacked sufficient emphasis on

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[br0t]

Clearly this is what he uses to fit in:

http://randymoss.shop.sportstoday.com/Product.aspx?cp=1117_6055&pc=U1AMRM02

Now, this may all be baseless speculation, but I have it on good authority that underneath he actually looks like this:

http://bp3.blogger.com/_Kj55BWfiB8E/RppIkrBNfdI/AAAAAAAAAc8/4qUKz_yFVtg/s1600-h/podb78_07.jpg

[bigumz05]

hahahahahaha