In first place, with 25 points, is
goji ("What I wouldn't give for a well-placed banana peel right now.")
In second place, with 24 points, is
metros232 ("And you thought all those years I spent playing Donkey Kong were a waste.")
And in a tie for third with 10 points each, is
rae_too_serious ("Dr. Goodall never prepared me for this, old chap!") and
count_libido ("Donkey Kong - you still got it!")
metros232 also wins The Glorious Shaft of Inequity, since he would have won gold if:
1. He had not voted for
gojiOR
2.
goji had voted for him.
Tell the rest of us how it feels to be the first to get the shaft!
Congrats to the winners. The trophy case will be updated tonight.