And by that, I mean my son and my mother. I kinda already knew, and ew, but still ( Read more... )

Female president: "I have PMS, control over the military, and access to nuclear weapons. Do NOT piss me off!"

Variations on that theme have been running through my mind this morning...

So. Yeah. About that. *sigh*

Coming home from getting groceries the other day, Jazz tells me, "I can read a book without the book." Me: *blinkblink* "What? How do you read a book without having the book?" He proceeded to recite the book he'd checked out from the school library two days before. The entire thing. Not that it was all that long, it's ( Read more... )

How to Traumatize a Teenaged Male

Apparently, you tell him to go get 3D glasses.

We were watching Journey to the Center of the Earth, and he'd put it in 3D side up. I happened to have two pair of the glasses with a puzzle I'd been given, so I sent him to get 'em. What's so hard about "Get the 3D glasses out of the puzzle box on my dresser."?

So he ( Read more... )