JASMINE TAN XXX XXXX

[theprerogative]

YOU. Made me spit out my green tea on my transnational media readings.

You. I... What the... You know... ewfieglskdngershulghalkdfmsvohaiwujnveioufhdjklfmwa

I'm speechless. But god knows I won't trade this for anything else in the world. Now to find a way to dry my papers.

Christine: You know once I put up that header, I just couldn't stop staring

Jasmine: LOL Christine i write you Atobe/Christine fic ok? Srs.

Christine: OK LOL WHAT

Jasmine:  HAHAHAHAHA OK SET

Christine: YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS WAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Jasmine: O YES I AM

Christine: OK I WANT READ LOLOLOLOLOL

Jasmine: LIKE ONE DAY YOU WOKE UP AND THINGS ~*HAPPEN*~

Christine: BUT NUUU CANNOT. WAIT! U CANNOT WRITE IT!

Jasmine: WHAI?

Christine: YOUR VERSION OF CHRISTINE IS NOT MY VERSION OF CHRISTINE.

Jasmine:  HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NO YOU WILL BE AMAZED BY MY CHARACTERIZATION ~*PROWESS*~

Christine: I SCAREDZ. LOL XCUSE ME WHAT PROWESS. THE REAL ORESAMA IS HERE!

Jasmine: LOLOLOL I'LL BE GOOD OK SRSLY IT'LL BE FUN

Christine: IT BETTER NOT B NONSENSE

Jasmine: LOL I FEEL LIKE STARTING ON IT NOW AND IT WONT BE I CANT IMAGINE IT.  OMG U'LL LOVE IT

Christine: WHAT ALL CRACK?

Jasmine: I HAVE ~*IDEAS*~ DO YOU WANT IT TO BE NC17

Christine: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OI

And the conversation degenerates from here.  But Jasmine decides that it wasn't enough to kill me so she had to do something worse.

Jasmine: I WILL WRITE IT K I HAVE PLANS SRSLY TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. LOOK. ATOBE SMILEY 8.D

-cue spitting and flailing, you get my point-

Christine I CAN'T BELIEVE U HAD AN ATOBE SMILEY WTF

Jasmine: WHO DOESNT HAVE AN ATOBE SMILEY? TRY IT, IT'S ADDICTIVE 8.D

Christine: ... I AM DYING HERE JAS.

Jasmine D.=

Christine: AGSHDFJKLSDFGKAGSLUFDJKADBFKASHIDJKALSFHKASDFKASD

Jasmine: OH SRY MOLE ON THE WRONG SIDE