[O...kay. No comment on the soundbite -- she's just going to chalk that up to Gamzee being Gamzee.]
So! Another one joins the fray. If you're talking a8out the whole "porting into another universe" thing, then I can tell you right now it's not a joke. 8ut man, at this r8 we'll have the whole gang 8ack together in no time. Now 8n't that a motherfucking miracle? ::::)
Well, no, 8ut we're pretty damn close. The only ones we're missing now are Aradia and Equius. Oh. And Toreadork, too. Almost forgot a8out him! Then again, no one even TOLD me he was here until it was too l8, so. ::::\
HE'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING BE HERE. He's fucking kicking it with the motherfucking dark carnival, sister. IT'S HERE. didn't you know. DIDN'T YOU FUCKING KNOW.
NOT ANYMORE, MOTHERFUCKER. it's gone. THERE IS NO MORE MOTHERFUCKIN SLIME my eyes are open. AND NOW I CAN MOTHERFUCKIN SEE. it's all so fucking clear now. THAT SHIT ROTS YOU. made hollow from the inside out.
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OKAY YEAH THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN, IT'S GAMZEE, SO I'M NOT EXACTLY EXPECTING HIM TO BE WINNING ANY MEDALS AT THE ARTICULATE COHERENCY OLYMPICS OR ANYTHING, BUT THIS IS LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MAGGOTFUCK GRUBLOOPS AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE, HE'S KINDA FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW.
-=tiny? well, his feet don't reach the pedals of his unicycle. but what the motherfuck. motherfuckin time shananigans. She is just met with cackling, horn honking, and wide, manic eyes=-
HONK. HONK. MOTHERFUCKER. I'm the only motherfuckin Gamzee there ever done was.
[ Unfortunately she cannot see nor smell any of those. She can, however, grin at him and shrug. Something seems out of place, but she can ignore it for now. ]
Not where i come from, no. Manners, kid! I bet the Gamzee I know is wayyy older than you.
I have manners. I HAVE PERFECT MOTHERFUCKIN MANNERS. Age comes with the passage of time. LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACLE YOU DON'T EVEN GOT TO BE PART OF. If he's still alive. AND YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKIN STILL ALIVE. Then I better get up on to fixing that motherfuckin timeline. I'VE GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN TICKETS RIGHT HERE.
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So! Another one joins the fray.
If you're talking a8out the whole "porting into another universe" thing, then I can tell you right now it's not a joke.
8ut man, at this r8 we'll have the whole gang 8ack together in no time.
Now 8n't that a motherfucking miracle? ::::)
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HONK.
honk.
BACK TO MOTHERFUCKING GETHER.
not all of us.
NOT MOTHERFUCKING ALL OF US.
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The only ones we're missing now are Aradia and Equius.
Oh.
And Toreadork, too. Almost forgot a8out him!
Then again, no one even TOLD me he was here until it was too l8, so. ::::\
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He's fucking kicking it with the motherfucking dark carnival, sister.
IT'S HERE.
didn't you know.
DIDN'T YOU FUCKING KNOW.
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WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU OK??
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i can see clearly now, for the first time.
FOR THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKING TIME.
honk.
HONK.
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OKAY.
SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN EXACTLY
YOU KNOW
FOR THOSE OF US WHO AREN'T OFF OUR THINKPANS ON SEDATIVES.
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it's gone.
THERE IS NO MORE MOTHERFUCKIN SLIME
my eyes are open.
AND NOW I CAN MOTHERFUCKIN SEE.
it's all so fucking clear now.
THAT SHIT ROTS YOU.
made hollow from the inside out.
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KANAYA?
IS THERE SOMETHING I'M MISSING HERE. LIKE, THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT, OR ANYTHING.
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YEAH
THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT?
I MEAN, IT'S GAMZEE, SO I'M NOT EXACTLY EXPECTING HIM TO BE WINNING ANY MEDALS AT THE ARTICULATE COHERENCY OLYMPICS OR ANYTHING, BUT THIS IS LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MAGGOTFUCK GRUBLOOPS AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE, HE'S KINDA FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW.
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Aahahah, I'm guessing this is the tiniest Gamzee here?
Sounds like you didn't enjoy getting pulled out of wherever. Are you okay?
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HONK. HONK. MOTHERFUCKER.
I'm the only motherfuckin Gamzee there ever done was.
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Not where i come from, no.
Manners, kid!
I bet the Gamzee I know is wayyy older than you.
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I HAVE PERFECT MOTHERFUCKIN MANNERS.
Age comes with the passage of time.
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACLE YOU DON'T EVEN GOT TO BE PART OF.
If he's still alive.
AND YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKIN STILL ALIVE.
Then I better get up on to fixing that motherfuckin timeline.
I'VE GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN TICKETS RIGHT HERE.
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