-=tiny? well, his feet don't reach the pedals of his unicycle. but what the motherfuck. motherfuckin time shananigans. She is just met with cackling, horn honking, and wide, manic eyes=-
HONK. HONK. MOTHERFUCKER. I'm the only motherfuckin Gamzee there ever done was.
[ Unfortunately she cannot see nor smell any of those. She can, however, grin at him and shrug. Something seems out of place, but she can ignore it for now. ]
Not where i come from, no. Manners, kid! I bet the Gamzee I know is wayyy older than you.
I have manners. I HAVE PERFECT MOTHERFUCKIN MANNERS. Age comes with the passage of time. LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACLE YOU DON'T EVEN GOT TO BE PART OF. If he's still alive. AND YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKIN STILL ALIVE. Then I better get up on to fixing that motherfuckin timeline. I'VE GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN TICKETS RIGHT HERE.
[ One day, one day she will remember why any Gamzee should be taken seriously regardless of the timeline. ]
Sorry to say this, but I'm not from your timeline. Or in your future. Unless you want to become a cop, in that case it might be a whole different story.
A what? A MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT? Why would I lower myself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am a descendant of the high motherfuckin Subjugglators. I AM MOTHERFUCKIN GREATER THAN ALL OF YOU.
I am calm. I'M ALL UP AND ROCKIN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN CHILL RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I can't remember the last time I felt this good. THIS MOTHERFUCKIN FREE! Not a force in paradox space that can fuckin stop me.
LIKE I FUCKIN TOLD MY PUNCHLINE-BLOODED, BROTHER. I'm up and feelin all sorts of social. GONNA BE GETTING ALL MOTHERFUCKIN FRIENDLY AT A CERTAIN MOTHERFUCKER REAL SOON. Heh heh.
Your... Punchline-blooded brother. Gamzee, you should... And mind you, this is just a friendly suggestion, you should calm down a bit. Sounds like this whole trip has been slightly overwhelming.
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I BEEN GETTING ALL MOTHERFUCKIN OVERWHEMLMING AT A LOT OF MOTHERFUCKERS. Miracles really can be overwhelming. Especially mine. ESPECIALLY MOTHERFUCKIN MINE. But don't worry. DON'T GOTTA MOTHERFUCKIN WORRY. The carnival will up and make everyone clear about their own motherfuckin selves.
[ Don't mind her frown, she picked up on something being Wrong and now she's kind of mildly concerned. ]
Oh. Oh okay, my Gamzee did that thing where he talked about miracles too. All of the miracles. I mean he was pretty tame in comparison but sure. -- Okay, sure kid. We'll all go to your fun carnival and partake in all sorts of crazy shenanigans.
I DON'T JUST FUCKIN TALK ABOUT MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACLES. I make my motherfuckin own now. BRINGING ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN SOULS TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, SISTER. All the souls. ALL OF THEM. Then it's up to you where the carnival fuckin takes you.
Aahahah, I'm guessing this is the tiniest Gamzee here?
Sounds like you didn't enjoy getting pulled out of wherever. Are you okay?
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HONK. HONK. MOTHERFUCKER.
I'm the only motherfuckin Gamzee there ever done was.
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Not where i come from, no.
Manners, kid!
I bet the Gamzee I know is wayyy older than you.
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I HAVE PERFECT MOTHERFUCKIN MANNERS.
Age comes with the passage of time.
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACLE YOU DON'T EVEN GOT TO BE PART OF.
If he's still alive.
AND YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKIN STILL ALIVE.
Then I better get up on to fixing that motherfuckin timeline.
I'VE GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN TICKETS RIGHT HERE.
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[ One day, one day she will remember why any Gamzee should be taken seriously regardless of the timeline. ]
Sorry to say this, but I'm not from your timeline. Or in your future.
Unless you want to become a cop, in that case it might be a whole different story.
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A MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT?
Why would I lower myself.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am a descendant of the high motherfuckin Subjugglators.
I AM MOTHERFUCKIN GREATER THAN ALL OF YOU.
-=honkhonk honkhonk=-
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... Gamzee.
Gamzee Makara?
Calm down right now.
Whatever you say, you're higher than us and all that.
But can you take some deep breaths and relax?
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I'M ALL UP AND ROCKIN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN CHILL RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
I can't remember the last time I felt this good.
THIS MOTHERFUCKIN FREE!
Not a force in paradox space that can fuckin stop me.
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How about we rethink that one?
You got any plans to fulfill in the near future?
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I'm up and feelin all sorts of social.
GONNA BE GETTING ALL MOTHERFUCKIN FRIENDLY AT A CERTAIN MOTHERFUCKER REAL SOON.
Heh heh.
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Gamzee, you should... And mind you, this is just a friendly suggestion, you should calm down a bit.
Sounds like this whole trip has been slightly overwhelming.
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Miracles really can be overwhelming. Especially mine.
ESPECIALLY MOTHERFUCKIN MINE.
But don't worry.
DON'T GOTTA MOTHERFUCKIN WORRY.
The carnival will up and make everyone clear about their own motherfuckin selves.
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Oh.
Oh okay, my Gamzee did that thing where he talked about miracles too. All of the miracles. I mean he was pretty tame in comparison but sure.
-- Okay, sure kid.
We'll all go to your fun carnival and partake in all sorts of crazy shenanigans.
... The harmless ones, anyway.
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I make my motherfuckin own now.
BRINGING ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN SOULS TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, SISTER.
All the souls.
ALL OF THEM.
Then it's up to you where the carnival fuckin takes you.
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