[ voice; ]

[kinetic_douche]

Oh, so that's what it feels like to pop your "kidnapped into another dimension" cherry.

[ A beat. ]

--Can't say that I'm all that impressed. [ A laugh. ] Most bad guys are a bit more original -- I mean, come on: at this point it's basically a running gag. Everything seems okay for a while, then some crazy dumbass feels like messing with us, and

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[unicornsforall]

We're not going to go extinct! Why did you have to start off with the whole blah blah blah we're going to all die stuff?

There are dragons here! Dragons! And they talk!

And it's not Limbo so it's great.

You should be more positive in your general outlook!

video;

[kinetic_douche]

[ And he's floating above -- Manhattan, it looks like? Just looking down at everything like a boss. ]

Maybe you're just blind, Gwynn.

video;

[unicornsforall]

No, that's Blindfold.

[She's shaking her head and sighing.]

Oh oh oh! I think you're in the same city that I'm in! Which isn't the city that Dazzler is in, but it has other pretty cool people. And Mr. Worthington says we totally don't have to go to school here!

video;

[kinetic_douche]

Small favors, I guess.

[ Looking around, trying to get the lay of the land. ]

This is Manhattan, right? It definitely can't be Cali. There aren't enough Nimrods.

Voice;

[notaboggie]

Eloquent as always, Mr. Keller.

Voice; 1/3

[kinetic_douche]

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

What the fu--

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

Oh, Christ. I'm dead.

[bat_spawn]

"Homo sapiens." What are you?

Hello little brother xD

[kinetic_douche]

Homo superior, flatscan -- you never heard of it?

[bat_spawn]

Superior? Tt! You made that up.

[kinetic_douche]

Why the hell would I?

[butterflybolts]

Oh, I'd be willing to show you "charity case"... just tell me you're in Seattle.

[kinetic_douche]

Anytime, any place.

[ Sob, you're before his time by a lot. ]

[butterflybolts]

Oh good. I love putting little arrogant sods in their place. Particularly when they're claiming to be X-Men.

[lolol I don't think he knows Ninja!Bets either does he? haha]

[kinetic_douche]

You're new here, aren't you...? If you can't tell who I am by the sound of my voice, you've gotta be an underclassman. Or part of the 'Hood.

[ He pauses. And, yes, he doesn't know Ninja!Bets either. ]

Which is it?

[voice]

[reddestrobin]

Boy, and I was so worried.

[voice]

[kinetic_douche]

Just goes to show, all it takes is one of the most powerful mutants in the world showing up to assuage everyone's fears.

[voice]

[reddestrobin]

Yeah, man, we were so lost without you.

[voice]

[kinetic_douche]

And now you can go wipe yourself off -- see how that works?