[ voice; ]

[kinetic_douche]

Oh, so that's what it feels like to pop your "kidnapped into another dimension" cherry.

[ A beat. ]

--Can't say that I'm all that impressed. [ A laugh. ] Most bad guys are a bit more original -- I mean, come on: at this point it's basically a running gag. Everything seems okay for a while, then some crazy dumbass feels like messing with us, and

Comments

Voice;

[notaboggie]

Eloquent as always, Mr. Keller.

Voice; 1/3

[kinetic_douche]

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

What the fu--

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

Oh, Christ. I'm dead.

Voice;

[notaboggie]

Oh. Apologies. I did not think to decipher from when, exactly, you came.

No, you are not dead. The condition is fairly unique here.

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

Uh. Shit--Myeah, this wasn't really what I was expecting.

Are you in Manhattan too?

Voice;

[notaboggie]

I am, yes.

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

Hm.

Who else?

Voice;

[notaboggie]

Ah. Polaris, Ms. Kincaid, Mr. Vaccarro, Laura... Magneto, if I'm not mistaken. There are numerous others from our world and worlds similar that are not mutants.

And numerous others, still, in the other cities.

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

It's a party, alright. Are we the only X-men here?

Voice;

[notaboggie]

Nein. Archangel and Dazzler are in New Mexico, while quite a few others are in Seattle... Rogue, Psylocke, Magma, Moonstar, M, Cannonball, Sunspot, Doug Ramsey, Kitty... I believe that is it.

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

Ms. Frost and Cyclops aren't here then, gotcha.

[ A beat ]

Why's Pixie talking to me like she doesn't know what's happened to us in the past year and a half?

Voice;

[notaboggie]

[ no comment ever on scawt huurp. ]

The machine that draws us here is capable of picking people up from various times. Pixie is simple from the past. For more examples: Rogue has not yet become an X-man and our dear Ms. Braddock still appears every inch a proper, English lady.

And then there those from the future, alternate or otherwise. And situations such as my own... It is a strange place, to say the least.

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

Well, it isn't like this is brave new territory for the X-men. [ He laughs, a bit. ] Just didn't think that I'd travel through time the same day I'm dumped in an alternate dimension.

Voice;

[notaboggie]

Oh, believe me. It is quite possibly the least of what is to come, here.

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

What's that supposed to mean? I didn't take "Ominous Warnings 401" with Blindfold and Preview.